Your Stoner Lingo

muffins? wow thats, uh....not what i would think if someone asked me to go get muffins

nexit... stands for ehy man take the NEXT EXIT ! lol

Wanna go climb trees?
Wanna bake a pie? (A few times we actually did bake pies while we baked. And those are the best apple pies I have ever had - made from scratch, dough and all!)
Let's go on an adventure.
...But usually the more normal stuff like "Wanna smoke?"
Smoking a lot is getting baked.

I like to call weed grass or trees.
A bowl is a bowl or a piece.
A gram is a g.
A joint is a jay.

When the bowl in done I like to say it's "kicked." Or "Let me kick it."

me and my friends when we wanna blaze we'll usually ask if anyone wants to kick a sesh
we dont really have any unusual names for it
kinda like everyone else, we blaze we get stoned smoke the reefer all that

Superiorsuccess said:

last night some guy was alll want to get some muffins
and then I was all sure...
and he say 'tight you know what I mean,
fuck no one ever knows what i mean and then i tell you lets gets some muffins and you know I really mean lets go smoke some bud'
I never heard that shit before ....

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lol i gotta tell my fiance about that one when he gets home he's gonna laugh his ass off! and i'm never gonna look at muffins the same way again

let's spark,toke,blaze,pack a bowl,smoke the ganj,burn a blizzy,light the good,roll the green,

Probably the weirdest lingo I have heard is the stuff my friends used to say. We came up with a whole system we used when other people were around. Smoking weed was "playing final fantasy". We referred to bongs, pipes, hookahs, joints, and blunts using words like controller, memory card, multi-tap, and such. Pretty much did it so we could talk about it without others knowing.

Perma-stoned . . .

REEFIN, BURNIN, ZONEIN, FRYING "Gettin Burnt"

or as my dad used to say " going to the store"

Haha "going to the store" I still use that one...

Back in the day (3 years ago) we used ta say take a couple shots of ice or burn up some turf

rastadude420 said:

let's spark,toke,blaze,pack a bowl,smoke the ganj,burn a blizzy,light the good,roll the green,

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bud, chronic, piff, buddah, bob marley, reefah, or reef. green, herb,trees or tree, smoke, idk what else we call bud up here but thats it for the most part

around here we get "lit" or we "Puff"

Kids used to get nabbed in school allll the time so we used to move through new nicknames every week. One week we'd be burnin, blazin, bc(blunt cruise)...and then the next we were hittin trees, burnin cash or green. Often times we'd just perk up our eyebrows when we would say something out of context to indicate we were talkin about smokin after class. Wow I'm glad I never hafta go back to high school...lol

Lets burn this mother fucker down

Tore up

Peace
Purpanaire

we go get lift`ed

we "toke up" or just "smoke"

i use reefer, weed, ganj, dank

Vanilla = kid who doesn't smoke
Jerkin' it off = holdin a joint and not taking your hit
Fruit = weed (prolly refers to a nug)
O-Bomb = an ounce (see below)
Missiles = a missile could be a bag of weed, a nug, a joint, a bowl... basically it's something that's gonna make you high. It's code that me and my one friend use - we refer to different dealers and ourselves as countries - i.e. If I was gonna say "I'm gonna buy an ounce from Austin" I'd say "America's prolly gonna pick up an O-Bomb from Australia"

one night around the campfire my friend (super baked at the time) started telling war stories, cutting in every other sentence with "Back In NAM!" although he was far from even being born durring the war. so now we just say were going to nam

you mean "burning" not bunning?