You know you're stoned, when??????

smok3h
in Hosmer SD

when you have a cone and think,

its a flipping great idea to open up Admistrative Tools, in the control pannel, on your computer, then, even when warned "Are you really sure you want to delete" something in disc management and pres YES ,,and then spend the next week trying to undo the ferk up you created whilst wasted, even though the computer warned it was not reversable

stoned

you almost post personally identifiable info on RIU.

i just sent myself a Private Message

My privates just sent me a message. Back in 2 minutes. cn

Re light the joint backwards and don't notice

.......you learn that there is an intro song to complete the rosseta stoned! and then.... and thennn!
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u know youre stoned when u bang the ex g/f just to get a nut.

i've done that before,

you know your stoned when you're talking out loud because you lost your inner monologue. happens alot on mushrooms too for some reason, but i gotta be pretty high.

TokeHoldCough said:

That ugly ass mother fucker married Christina Hendricks!!!!????

WOOOW!!!

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OHhhhhhhhh this sooo bums me out...
she is smoking hot... saddest thing is.. he will probably have an affair.. causing my head to explode.

When you finally answer the person that has been talking to you for ten minutes with a "huh?"

this nigga we were smoking with loaded another bowl on our water pipe, and we told that nigga we had to go. instead of unscrewing the bowl and dumping the weed back into the bag he turner the whole pipe upside down over his bag and got all his weed wet and had us cracking up for like an hour dude

Get pulled over for a traffic stop, natural reaction to grab smokes and light one up, open the pack, realize I grabbed the pack of joints and not my smokes.

when you call someone by there xbox gamer tag when you're talking to them in person

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XxHazexX said:

when you call someone by there xbox gamer tag when you're talking to them in person

XxHazexX

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Been there done that.

Now.
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you know you are stoned when , you cant look your boss in the eye but you are getting on with your work like a trooper .

ThE sAtIvA hIgH said:

you know you are stoned when , you cant look your boss in the eye but you are getting on with your work like a trooper .

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You know youre stoned when your crew lead gives you a pair of red safety glasses with emphasis.

Krondizzel said:

You know youre stoned when your crew lead gives you a pair of red safety glasses with emphasis.

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you know you are stoned when it takes three reads of a sentance to 'get it '