You know you're stoned, when??????
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Krondizzel
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lol u packed a bowl in your beer? hahaha I did that one time
Milovan
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nope haven't done that one. yet.
you know your too stoned when you forget to load
your friend a bong hit after your hit and they have
to remind you or you remember awhile later.
oh shit bro, i forgot to load you a hit....
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When you have to run a mental checklist to ask "have I exhaled?" cn
meechz 024
Active Member
when you're thinking about the next physical/doctor check-up and if you should go
When you find the phone book in the fridge and the hotdogs in the drawer of the phone desk after searching for them sporadically for three days.
joeyjoejoe
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when you leave your remote control in the fridge and you dont find it till you need another beer.
hsfkush
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You know you're baked when you are going ape shit looking for a lighter to light up your joint, and it's already in your hand.
You know you're baked when you get up to take a piss, then when you get into the bathroom, you forget what for.
You know you're baked when you ask someone if they saw a movie which you have literally just watched with them.
These have all happened to me.
You know you're baked when you get up to take a piss, then when you get into the bathroom, you forget what for.
You know you're baked when you ask someone if they saw a movie which you have literally just watched with them.
These have all happened to me.
TokeHoldCough
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
i was like 16 years old i found some of my dads bud and me and my friend also named matt get blazed as all hell in this park we go over to across the street to this church in the middle of the night and we start smokin a cigarette i take a few drags and pass it to my friend he grabs the thing turns it around and inhales the fuckin cherry on accident! shit was comedy.
greenswag
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When you're wandering around town looking for a couple sleds, and end up in lowes for two hours gathering materials to make your own because as far as you could tell there was a sled shortage in the area. Then you buy two black totes to sit in and use as sleds and spend another 45 minutes in the sign section looking at the sticky letters for mailboxes thinking about what you can spell out on the totesled.
hzbodin
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Thats funny but what's even funnier is watching people swallow a roach while trying to hit it when it's tiny.
kvnbeach
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Dude, yesterday I rolled a blunt with my shake from my harvest, this was the first thing we smoked! My buddy was done. It was in the morning like 9am so we werent drinking. My buddy got the spins and he couldnt sit down or be in a small room. I have been getting stoned with this dude for 10 years. Finally he slipped out the back door, after several minutes I went to check on him. Dude, I just ralphed. I said clean it up my dogs will eat it. The hose was frozen so he had to haul buckets of water to the spot. I was pissed, because i wanted to film it and send it to TOSH.O!
meechz 024
Active Member
When Bruce Lee quotes pop into your head and you apply them to your daily life........or at least try to.
Krondizzel
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Boards don't hit back. BOOM
also this one
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