The sim's Bob Newbie
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You know your a stoner if you find yourself on RIU reading a thread about someone smoking "dried period blood" BY ACCIDENT...sorry, just had to mention that thread!
You Know You're a Stoner if....
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Weedoozie
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That is absolutely disgusting...
JRTokin
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Lol thats a good point, wonder how many stoners will forget to vote.
poopoo1964
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You know your a stoner when you forget what you forgot to forget the forgotten.. AH... YA....
reefermdns
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You know your a stoner when:
Your on the way to the store an you treat a red light like a Stop sign.
When your too stoned to find the remote so instead you watch a marathon of Top Chef or something like it
When you invite your friends over to kick it only so you can make them bring you food so you don't have to exert any effort.
When you play the same level in super mario bros for three hours
Your on the way to the store an you treat a red light like a Stop sign.
When your too stoned to find the remote so instead you watch a marathon of Top Chef or something like it
When you invite your friends over to kick it only so you can make them bring you food so you don't have to exert any effort.
When you play the same level in super mario bros for three hours
reefermdns
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When a homie you havent seen in hella long comes to sesh and you clean your piece cause its "a special occasion"
reefermdns
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all of your pants have resin stains and/or burn holes 
mr west
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I forgot to take my 6 blue peters( ones id made earlier) to golf but luckyly had a bit of green in my tin lol
Kushcrosser
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when you pick up what you think is a bud in the carpet and get ready to smoke it, and realize its a smashed baby lizard that escaped from your aquarium that got stepped on.
mr west
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aww sorry for ya loss man lol>>>>>
one11
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you know when ur a stoner when every shirt you have has at least one burn hole in it.
you know ur a stoner when you dedicate your change to buying papers\blunts.
you know ur a stoner when all the locals know your the biggest pothead in town.
you know ur a stoner when you can name out your 3 top favorite strains to schmoke.
you know ur a stoner when you have to spend an hour looking for your keys every morning.
you know ur a stoner when you feel like you've been reborn in the morning because your brain is just that burnt out.
you know ur a stoner when you dedicate your change to buying papers\blunts.
you know ur a stoner when all the locals know your the biggest pothead in town.
you know ur a stoner when you can name out your 3 top favorite strains to schmoke.
you know ur a stoner when you have to spend an hour looking for your keys every morning.
you know ur a stoner when you feel like you've been reborn in the morning because your brain is just that burnt out.
Kushcrosser
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you know you are a stoner when you tell you out of state gf that talking to her on the phone for long periods at a time is making it tough to get high, and that you are gonna have to cut down on your talking time.