You Know You're a Stoner if....

When your penis reminds you of a bong

If you light a roach and later you find that you only have half a mustach!

haha, i do that shit all the time...ill be like, OH YEAH REACH ME MY BOWL, I WAS WANTING TO GET HIGH HAHA

SmokesLikeBob said:

When your penis reminds you of a bong

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Hopefully you're looking at your own & not your bud's.

When u shit yaself wen the police pull up outside ur block and park behinde ur car lol.

you know your a stoner when...

You forget your pizza on the top of your car and next thing you know a guy rolls up beside you and says " your pizza fell off your roof and is now in the middle of the intersection" and you do a u turn , park and walk out into the middle of the intersection to get your pizza and still eat it!!!

you know your a stoner when you find a big ass nug in an old stash book and have no fuckin recollection of how it got there

The Waiter said:

you know your a stoner when you find a big ass nug in an old stash book and have no fuckin recollection of how it got there

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thats a lucky stoner that is lol. U kno u are a grower wen u live ur life in 9.5 week chunks lol

mr west said:

thats a lucky stoner that is lol. U kno u are a grower wen u live ur life in 9.5 week chunks lol

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Holy SHIT r u ever right... Well for me its closer to 12wks (im running scrog), but shit yes in general.



You're not a stoner if you don't know what a sploof is. You KNOW you're a stoner if you have more than one laying around.

When your weekly food bills cost more than your rent!

when you go to the walmart to get orange juice, and get back with ice cream, brownies, doritos, dr pepper, a fish tank, a bright green pair of sunglasses and some condoms.....

redivider said:

when you go to the walmart to get orange juice, and get back with ice cream, brownies, doritos, dr pepper, a fish tank, a bright green pair of sunglasses and some condoms.....

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And no orange juice.

You know your a stoner if....you have to have a bong hit before you leave the house

in the morning you find milk in the cubboard
and cereal in the fridge.

You know your a stoner when....you reach into your pocket for a lighter and pull out your phone to check the time instead

If you forget to vote for prop 19.

you no your a stoner when you try and light your bong with an imaginary lighter, then realising that you knew were it is and convinced yourself that your already holding it!!!!
opps....

When you lock your keys in your car with a joint in plain site and the first person to come help unlock it is a COP.Think GOD he wes unable to unlock it.I was greatful to pay a locksmith 25$ to unlock it after the cop left.Close,Very Close!!

parttimer said:

eventually i do find my way to the fridge while muttering to myself phrases like "stoned fucker" and giggling.

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hahaha! thats sooo true! and looking in the mirrors at yourself as you walk into your kitchen

SmokesLikeBob said:

When your penis reminds you of a bong

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hahah uhh you have a hollow glass penis? with diff. chambers? lolol jk