You Know You're a Stoner if....

if you visualize everything as a bong and how it can be made into one
if you regularly hang out somewhere with a name such as "the 420 johnspot"
if after your buddies leave a smokefest at your house you walk into the kitchen to find the toaster in the microwave
 

NYCrez

Well-Known Member
When you're burning with a buddy and he hands you the pipe and you stare at him blankly, then ask "Dude...wtf do you want me to do with this...."
 

Amnesian

Member
You know your a stoner if you would walk to the gas station at 3am, even though its over a mile away, just to buy a packet of papers and a can of soda.
 

McNerdius

Active Member
You know your a stoner if you would walk to the gas station at 3am, even though its over a mile away, just to buy a packet of papers and a can of soda.
And similarly:

You know you're a stoner when you actually use the controls on the front of your TV/VCR/Receiver/Whatever because you've given up looking for the remote. Then you find it, of course. In your own hand, most of the time.
 

mr west

Well-Known Member
You know you're a stoner when you're on rollitup
or spend all day trying to get on rollitup like i did yesterday ffs and wen i finaly got on i couldnt be botherd to post anything cuz i was way too stoned by the time i got on lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:joint:
 

Early Shadow

Active Member
You Forget where you hid your stash. Then your lighter, Then after you spend an hour finding it all you forgot where your bowl went...............
 

SmokesLikeBob

Well-Known Member
or spend all day trying to get on rollitup like i did yesterday ffs and wen i finaly got on i couldnt be botherd to post anything cuz i was way too stoned by the time i got on lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:joint:
hahaha! I hear that man!

You know you're a stoner if you have Bob Marley or some other marijuana icon on your wall!
 

mr west

Well-Known Member
u kno wen ur a stoner wen u can reach out and touch ur grow tent and ur playstation with out leaving ur seat and at the same time lmao ( or is that u kno ur a stoner in a small flat?)
 
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