You Know You're a Stoner if....
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The sim's Bob Newbie
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You know youra stoner if...you spend hours cutting out roaches from random cards given to you at clubs/in the street and you now have 10 fag packets full but you still actually go looking for thin card rubbish to use for roaches..
(no lie - I do it like its going out of fashion...ain't I a sad/bored bastard? lol)
(no lie - I do it like its going out of fashion...ain't I a sad/bored bastard? lol)
Lung Butter
Active Member
I agree welldiced, but I have to take 3 wks, because the first 2 wks I use to try and remeber why I need the 3rd wk.
P.S. what happened to the guy's earler the were compairing penis length. Is funny when to stoners fight, don't stop that, quit making fun of me, FU I'm going to go get stoned and you have to smoke your dirt weed, you suck stop it.
Things to remeber in life there is always some dude with a bigger penis, and there is aways someone that grows better weed, I'm just greatfull I'm that dude.
P.S. what happened to the guy's earler the were compairing penis length. Is funny when to stoners fight, don't stop that, quit making fun of me, FU I'm going to go get stoned and you have to smoke your dirt weed, you suck stop it.
Things to remeber in life there is always some dude with a bigger penis, and there is aways someone that grows better weed, I'm just greatfull I'm that dude.
Lung Butter
Active Member
"You know youra stoner if...you spend hours cutting out roaches from random cards given to you at clubs/in the street and you now have 10 fag packets full but you still actually go looking for thin card rubbish to use for roaches"
That is nasty...but I've kinda been there myself... very greeetfull I'm not there any longer.
P.S. sim's bob, may your baggy never run dry !!
That is nasty...but I've kinda been there myself... very greeetfull I'm not there any longer.
P.S. sim's bob, may your baggy never run dry !!
rhilikus420
Member
you know when you find a nug in your dirty laundry hahahahahaha.
Johnney Herbz
Active Member
You watch "Dragon Ball Z" and say WTF!? How did he do that?
you know your a stoner when sometimes you just dont have enough energy to be stoned anymore.
you have eaten a stupid amount of food without realising you ate that much,
when you have tried hotboxing a stupidly small space with too many people in it (caravan toilet 3 of us in there)
you have eaten a stupid amount of food without realising you ate that much,
when you have tried hotboxing a stupidly small space with too many people in it (caravan toilet 3 of us in there)
KlosetKing
Well-Known Member
1. First time you look at anything, you imagine how it can be turned into some sort of smoking apparatus.
2.Your sweat constantly reeks of ganj.
3.You get comments on how your eyes ARENT bloodshot today.
4.You sum up entire movies/converstations/etc with the words 'Wait, what?!'
5.The thought of being dry actually gives you a headache.
just a few off the top o' my head
2.Your sweat constantly reeks of ganj.
3.You get comments on how your eyes ARENT bloodshot today.
4.You sum up entire movies/converstations/etc with the words 'Wait, what?!'
5.The thought of being dry actually gives you a headache.
just a few off the top o' my head
southernkid
Member
When you look down and cant remember why there is a bong in your hand.
When you try and explain simple shit and your friends just look at you and say "umm yeah bro"
When you cant decide if for the past 3 hours you have been sleeping or eating or what because you have no recollection and there is an empty half gallon of icecream and a chips on the floor.
When you price things in terms of how much weed costs.
When you pull out your bag of weed just to smell it over and over.
When you try and explain simple shit and your friends just look at you and say "umm yeah bro"
When you cant decide if for the past 3 hours you have been sleeping or eating or what because you have no recollection and there is an empty half gallon of icecream and a chips on the floor.
When you price things in terms of how much weed costs.
When you pull out your bag of weed just to smell it over and over.
ThePotking
Active Member
every thing u say always ends up coming to down to the pot
JadeTheGuitarist
Active Member
when you spend five minutes looking for your pipe when it was on your lap the entire time.
mr west
Well-Known Member
and or lighter
trichlone fiend
New Member
...if you focus on the word "concentrate" on an orange juice can for too long...ya might be.
The sim's Bob Newbie
Well-Known Member
I only smoke maybe 3-4 a week, THATS the most disturbing thing about it...I'm not doing it til my next harvest is ready either (in about a month-month and a half)
Why am I still doing it then? Honestly, I must live a sad life...