tmf
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Oh My, Ive done all of these...oh well, I'd rather be a stoner than be in marketing and demographics. kiss-assyou know you're a stoner if the smell of skunk roadkill excites you. you know you're a stoner if you have a cat named nugz. you know you're a stoner if your electric bill doubled when you put in your garden. you know your a stoner if you spent more on you bong than your family last christmas. you know you're a stoner if you've ever lit the wrong end of a cigarette. you know your a stoner if you have ever seen someone rolling a cigarette and looked twice to make sure it wasn't a joint. you know you'e a stoner if the lady at the gas station knows when you walk in the door what blunt wrap you want. you know your a stoner if you make your own hempwick. you know your a stoner if you ever slowed down because you thought the old man in the white crown victoria behind you was an unmarked cop car.
Edit: so i was smoking at 4:20am and recalled one more i forgot because im a stoner.... if you all of a sudden check the time because you think its close to 4 :20 then come to find the time is 4:10 you pack up a fresh bong then check again at 4:15 and 4:18 then get sidetracked and dont check the time again until 4:21 and are upset with yourself for missing 4:20.
Reading all these threads has been like a walk down memory lane... won't claim to be #1 stoner here... it's just that I've been one for 35 years, 19 years plants have been growin' where the sun makes it's way through the cracks in the wall.