You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .

Brevity said:
It was you wasn't it. :-)
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HEELLL NO!!! i havent been enough of a glutton to even cough with smoke in my lungs in over a year...... no "deathrow danny" here :).... that shit hurts.... I can only imagine what a huge enough hit to puke would have to feel like:shock:


...... said:
You know someones a rookie when you sell them a gram of some dirt for $20.00
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and now we know you're an asshole ;)
 
I know a guy wjo threw his backout cause he was smoking a joint in bed and hit it alittle too hard.. coughed and ended on disability..lol..
 
When the try to hold the hit for like two minutes, then while trying to hold in the cough, they blow snot all over their shirt! I laughed my ass off
 
when your friend brings over high school kids you dont know, and once they get baked try to jump through the tie-die peace sign typestry on your wall..acting like there warping into or something..that got old fast..

made me feel bad for all the people I annoyed when I started smoking.runnin around doin stuff that only made sense to me.cuz we've all been there have we not??i mean we all had to learn at some point lol.

and yea countless times of people not knowin how to cover the carb, (myself a couple times when im really fucked up lol), pull the bong stem..that kind of shit
 
I hate it when people dont know how to properly light a bowl... I pack a fat one that will have greens for like 4 rips and they burn it RIGHT down the middle, get the whole cherry, DONT pull the carb blow out and pass it... by the time its passed theres a thundercloud and a half burned bowl that should have lasted 4x longer
 
i've been smoking a long time, and I light all my bowls in the middle.. but I smoke alot by myself... so I don't even think about it
 
Lmfao, i met up with an old friend, italien guy.. you know the macho guy.. tough guy n shit... so we were chilling he asks me if we can smoke some of this nice weed, im like sure.. i didnt think u smoked.. he just lookd at me like.. fuck you i smoke weed all day baby..

Mmkay, so i roll the spliff up, pass it over.. He start puffing the shit, i look at him and just think u fucking idiot !

LOOOL, And he's blowing out this perfect white smoke... u know when u inhale it become a little less filled... :) anyways yeah...

something i find fucking hilarious...
 
I absolutely hate when someone cherrys up the whole bowl. If its shwag go ahead. If its chronic, I don't know bout you but I like to have a nice green hit. One time, it was after school and a lil mob always walked the same way. Well this kid is like you wanna smoke a joint? I'm like hell yeah fire it up. He pulls it out and I shit you not it was no bigger then pencil lead. He was coo so I didn't say anything but then he trys to light it and it falls out of his mouth. This joint was so skinny he couldn't find it even knowing the general area that it fell. I guarantee if he would have got it lite and it actually got to me, I would take it in one hit. Then think that I just smoked a paper joint.
 
BackDoorMan said:
i've been smoking a long time, and I light all my bowls in the middle.. but I smoke alot by myself... so I don't even think about it
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I always burn off to the side and burn half a bowl at a time

like cutting a quarter in half
 
gogrow said:
HEELLL NO!!! i havent been enough of a glutton to even cough with smoke in my lungs in over a year...... no "deathrow danny" here :).... that shit hurts.... I can only imagine what a huge enough hit to puke would have to feel like:shock:





and now we know you're an asshole ;)
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lol I only did this once to this dumb girl who always came up and tried to hit off are weed but she wouldn't inhale it.I think she had this coming
 
I actually witnessed this one. You know someones a rookie when you just finished blazin, and they think every cop they see is going to arrest them cause their high.
 
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