Yet another drug test question….
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ClaytonBigsby
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Hmmmm,......... I have a mouth swab...
giggles26
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Metasynth
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I had court ordered drug tests when I was younger. I smoked up to three days before each test. I beat the tests by taking a crazy amount of cranberry extract pills from GNC. I acquired bottles of 30 pills which were 500mg each of pure cranberry extract, and began taking 8-10 pills a day a few days before the test, culminating in finishing off the bottle early the morning of my tests. Pissed clean every time.
I don't recommend smoking three days before your test, merely relating my personal drug test experiences. They were testing specifically for weed(was a minor at the time).
I don't recommend smoking three days before your test, merely relating my personal drug test experiences. They were testing specifically for weed(was a minor at the time).
The Outdoorsman
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I wore a fake cock once....
chewberto
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Funny, A fake cock once wore me..
The Outdoorsman
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Was actually empowering having a cock against a cock.
chewberto
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It's always a bummer when the fake ones bigger than yours...
The Outdoorsman
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Luckily it was "soft". I'm a grower not a show'er
Hookabelly
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Metasynth
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Well, 15,000mg over the course of three days....lol...And it worked. They sent me to a testing facility that was especially good at catching trace amounts, and I really smoked 3 days before each test. I fully expected to fail, but I didn't.5000 mg??? you turned into a walking cranberry!
giggles26
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Maybe they just loved your sexy ass meta
Hookabelly
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Then they sent you to Ocean Spray for juicing and extraction.
Metasynth
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No, but they didn't send me to drug class either. I got off scott free by taking cranberry extract pills. Poke fun if you like, but it worked, it was cheap, and it kept me out of getting into a lot more trouble than I was already in.
Are you trying to be funny?
Metasynth
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I mean, YOU wanted to hear the skinny from actual smokers. Well, I was at the time, and still am, a daily smoker of high grade cannabis, and I was merely relating my actual drug test experience. Then I feel as if you are teasing or not taking me seriously, just because I ate some cranberry extract pills? Forget it, sorry I tried to help
Have a nice day
Have a nice day
Hookabelly
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Ahhhh I'm sorry Meta.I mean, YOU wanted to hear the skinny from actual smokers. Well, I was at the time, and still am, a daily smoker of high grade cannabis, and I was merely relating my actual drug test experience. Then I feel as if you are teasing or not taking me seriously, just because I ate some cranberry extract pills? Forget it, sorry I tried to help
Have a nice day
Just messing with you. I DO appreciate the advice. It just so happens that I take cranberry pills from time to time. I've got a mega bottle in my cabinet
I just was marveling at the quantities.
