fabfun
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well she looks better if u blow out the ships lantern too
or put a old sail over her head
or put a old sail over her head
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Brick Top
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Ugly she may be but she still be a better choice than makin' gravy roughhousin' with the cabin boy/girl, taffy.
fabfun
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i thought that last wench was taffy now im confused i may need to get someone to unlock the grog locker
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by Brick Top
Ugly she may be but she still be a better choice than makin' gravy roughhousin' with the cabin boy/girl, taffy.
Sorry but yee 'r wrong me seafaring matey .... taffy is so ugly that by comparison he makes that homely wench look like Bridget Bardot in her prime.
fabfun
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well glad he aint onboard or im jumping ship
well its cool if he is swimming in the bilge
well its cool if he is swimming in the bilge
Sorry but yee 'r wrong me seafaring matey .... taffy is so ugly that by comparison he makes that homely wench look like Bridget Bardot in her prime.
Burger Boss
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LOL, That's the spirit lad! I know thar's some pirate in ye!!
We suffer NO fools and take NO prisoners...
Aarrrggghhhhh........Into the briny deep with the lot of them, where they can roughhouse with Davey Jones.
fabfun
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permission to come on board capt and join your rowdy crew of roughhousers for the fun instore if that intelligence is true from your crew
collective gardener
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I met that little wench a few years back cooking on a vessel bound for Bora Bora. She may be a bit homely, but she's one hell of a cook. I say keep her onboard.Who let this guy in?
Hes creeping me out kinda....
jyermum
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All of this wench talk reminds me of years gone by. When I was just a pup of 17-20 I used to go out of the 3/4 day fishing boats from Ventura to make island runs and kill anything that swam.
One of the guys that I went with was in his early 30's at the time and married to my girlfriends sister,he was a super mellow guy with a quality/dry sense of humor that lived on surf and fishing. We would go on one boat that had an old wench of a galley whore that was probably in her late 40's but looked like she was in her 60's from the life at sea. I mean this wench looked like she was living off of PalMall non filters and instant coffee since the hidious creature fell out of her mother. You would swear by looking at her that they duct taped her to the bow with a maglight in her hand to take salt spray and guide them through the fog.
One day on the way back in from an especially rough day on the boat he looks at her then me and very calmly says "Don't think I'm crazy here but after a day like today I can't help look at that and think.....Yeah I'd fuck her" .
That must have been the day, the day I turned PIRATE because now in my late 30's when I go out on the boats and come back from a long day (or more) of hooking longfins or yellowtail I can,t help but to look at whatever galley wench is behind the grill and think "Yeah.. Might as well, guess I'd fuck her"
One of the guys that I went with was in his early 30's at the time and married to my girlfriends sister,he was a super mellow guy with a quality/dry sense of humor that lived on surf and fishing. We would go on one boat that had an old wench of a galley whore that was probably in her late 40's but looked like she was in her 60's from the life at sea. I mean this wench looked like she was living off of PalMall non filters and instant coffee since the hidious creature fell out of her mother. You would swear by looking at her that they duct taped her to the bow with a maglight in her hand to take salt spray and guide them through the fog.
One day on the way back in from an especially rough day on the boat he looks at her then me and very calmly says "Don't think I'm crazy here but after a day like today I can't help look at that and think.....Yeah I'd fuck her" .
That must have been the day, the day I turned PIRATE because now in my late 30's when I go out on the boats and come back from a long day (or more) of hooking longfins or yellowtail I can,t help but to look at whatever galley wench is behind the grill and think "Yeah.. Might as well, guess I'd fuck her"
Brick Top
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Who would want to look at or even think about tafbang when the subject of rough housin' comes up? Thinking about him or looking at him when with a wench would give any true pirate an instant case of limber timber. It would be like trying to shoot darts with overcooked spaghetti or trying to put a raw oyster into a slot machine.
You can see fer yourselves ... Google tafbang and check out the www.mme-core/fans site. He makes a honey badger look smokin' hot in comparison.
You can see fer yourselves ... Google tafbang and check out the www.mme-core/fans site. He makes a honey badger look smokin' hot in comparison.
collective gardener
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Wow. The boat wasn't the Estrella, was it? I, too, have fished many many times out of Ventura and Oxnard. Used to go out of Cisco's Sport Fishing. Anyways, I met the same galley slave...or one very similar. I have been fishing those boats since around 1980, and for some reason, those girls have always made me horny as hell. LOL. Here's the kicker: About 5 years ago my wife wanted a "fun job". Yup...u guessed it. She cooked on th F/V Sunrise out of Cisco's Sport Fishing for about 6 months. I finally got to fuck the galley girl.
jyermum
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CG.. Wish I could remember what boat it was but Ciscos was the spot for sure. Congrats on your gally girl conquest 
If you ever make your way down the coast we need to get on the water to pull some fish. I'm working on a deal for a 1 1/2 day sometime in June so if you're good for the commute hit me up. The rest of my summer is shot because of family stuff but hopefully we get a good early and late season.
If you ever make your way down the coast we need to get on the water to pull some fish. I'm working on a deal for a 1 1/2 day sometime in June so if you're good for the commute hit me up. The rest of my summer is shot because of family stuff but hopefully we get a good early and late season.
collective gardener
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I'll one up ya. You come up the coast and we go out on one of my boats! Hate to brag, but my cattle boat days are over. We have an oldie, but a goodie 25' Luhrs sport fisher with a brand new Yanmar Diesel, and a Mako 21 center consol with an inboard straight shaft. The only reason we have these boats is because my wife and I are in the marine business and run across killer deals in this economy. Anyways, the thresher shark fishing heats up in July and we have a few boats that go out together for some friendly competition. Now we just need to convince each other that we aren't cops, and we're good to go! I have met one person here that has turned out to be a great buddy. We love meeting new people who enjoy the ocean. So many people here seem like great folks. It's a damn shame that we have to worry about people not being who they say they are. I'd love nothing more than to host as island fishing trip for the local RIU gang. What fun! The sport fisher even has an inverter to plug in the vaporizor. God damn fucking pot laws.CG.. Wish I could remember what boat it was but Ciscos was the spot for sure. Congrats on your gally girl conquest
Burger Boss
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Hey DJ, look what I found:........................." What the fuck is wrong with some of you assholes .... djruiner in particular."
That's post 504.....here: https://www.rollitup.org/seedbank-reviews/429430-highlife-seeds-scam-attitude-starting-51.html
Hmmm.....someone doesn't know that the "DEEJAY" has some Pirate shipmates, willing to defend to the death!....BB
That's post 504.....here: https://www.rollitup.org/seedbank-reviews/429430-highlife-seeds-scam-attitude-starting-51.html
Hmmm.....someone doesn't know that the "DEEJAY" has some Pirate shipmates, willing to defend to the death!....BB
fabfun
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djruiner
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i had seen that...just opted not to prove...again..why that kid is a fucking retard. why are all these kids today thinking that the big bad wolf is watching everything they do and say. just didnt find him worthy of an argument, so he can just lick the underside of my poop deck. that thread will either be closed soon...or maybe even boarded by some of the most roughhousing pirates on RUI and we take over that almost sinking ship of retards. search and destroy mission...first we invade, then burn it to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burger Boss
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By God, you KNOW I'm there! In fact I've already put one over his starboard bow..........Now lets GO and finish the job!...............
STEEL AT THE READY>>>>>>>>ADVANCE!!!!!
STEEL AT THE READY>>>>>>>>ADVANCE!!!!!