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collective gardener
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I like "The Honey Badger". Seems fitting for this lot.
Looks like most of us made it aboard. Good on ya'll. Given the underground nature of the fort ( I figure it's still the fort), we should consider the possibility of continued pursuit by evil foces. May I suggest a time limit for any one location? I'd say June, or the first sign of any problems.
I figure BB will scout new locations, and pass on to us the fall back rally point.
We're counting on Brick to cover our retreat. But, this time Brick, when they stop chasing us you can stop shooting them.
And, of course, Wolverine will draw off the enemy in the other direction, since he seems to be last onboard anyways.
I, of course, will blow the ship, leaving zero evidence of our ever being here.
Jrermum can be responsable for the care and feeding of the Honey Badger...for obvious reasons we may want to elect a backup for that position.
DJ, I assume you're still the ship's artist? I have a request from the crew...more naught girls.
Wetdog, you wanna handle the booze locker? I should warn you, when the last guy tried to cut us off...well...ummmm....let's just say we need another booze locker guy.
That leaves Scarhole, Jimbizzzale, and Danielsgb of those currently present. Would anyone like to assign these capable thugs a position, or would they like to volunteer? As others make it aboard, positions can be assigned.
One job that needs filling is Caretaker of the Ships Stash. While this sounds easy, don't be fooled. Caring for 72 metric tons of the worlds finest cannabis is no joke. Especially considering that every crew member can instantly detect any mistake in stash storage. Think long and hard before stepping up for this one.
By the way...did the soap make it aboard?
Looks like most of us made it aboard. Good on ya'll. Given the underground nature of the fort ( I figure it's still the fort), we should consider the possibility of continued pursuit by evil foces. May I suggest a time limit for any one location? I'd say June, or the first sign of any problems.
I figure BB will scout new locations, and pass on to us the fall back rally point.
We're counting on Brick to cover our retreat. But, this time Brick, when they stop chasing us you can stop shooting them.
And, of course, Wolverine will draw off the enemy in the other direction, since he seems to be last onboard anyways.
I, of course, will blow the ship, leaving zero evidence of our ever being here.
Jrermum can be responsable for the care and feeding of the Honey Badger...for obvious reasons we may want to elect a backup for that position.
DJ, I assume you're still the ship's artist? I have a request from the crew...more naught girls.
Wetdog, you wanna handle the booze locker? I should warn you, when the last guy tried to cut us off...well...ummmm....let's just say we need another booze locker guy.
That leaves Scarhole, Jimbizzzale, and Danielsgb of those currently present. Would anyone like to assign these capable thugs a position, or would they like to volunteer? As others make it aboard, positions can be assigned.
One job that needs filling is Caretaker of the Ships Stash. While this sounds easy, don't be fooled. Caring for 72 metric tons of the worlds finest cannabis is no joke. Especially considering that every crew member can instantly detect any mistake in stash storage. Think long and hard before stepping up for this one.
By the way...did the soap make it aboard?
Brick Top
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You just have to take the fun out of things, don't you?
collective gardener
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I went over there and told that ass clown that when he offended you he offended us. Everyone needs to go read that whole thread. BB is right...this guy is a real winner.
collective gardener
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There was just so much blood.
Brick Top
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Originally Posted by Brick Top
You just have to take the fun out of things, don't you?
If they're within range, you fire on them. When they run out of blood .... you blow chunks off of them.
collective gardener
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Burger Boss
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Well hello Jason.........Yes......we have new digs for now.........We're a very itinerant bunch........
The Tafster hasn't graced us with updates since he came into money, women, and an amazing grow about to begin, however he's been spotted here and there spreading his incredible "Taffyness".
We are zeroing in on his "twin", Sappy who has just recently popped up like a "whack-a-mole".
Hmmm...just noticed that I've completely fallen out of pirate character......that happens when you jump from thread to thread.........a little rum maybe.......swig-swig...slobber....cough..cough..........FART!
THAR we be! Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ tis' the life for me on the Cyber Seas.........BB
The Tafster hasn't graced us with updates since he came into money, women, and an amazing grow about to begin, however he's been spotted here and there spreading his incredible "Taffyness".
We are zeroing in on his "twin", Sappy who has just recently popped up like a "whack-a-mole".
Hmmm...just noticed that I've completely fallen out of pirate character......that happens when you jump from thread to thread.........a little rum maybe.......swig-swig...slobber....cough..cough..........FART!
THAR we be! Aaaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ tis' the life for me on the Cyber Seas.........BB
Burger Boss
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AVAST YE DUTIES........And fall to on the foc'sle.........Time for some Commendations and Rewards.....CG, Brick Top and jyermum, 2 paces forward........For incredible dressing down of a total scoundrel and the valiant defense of ye shipmate......an armload each of the the Royal Booty and first go at the fine wenches aboard. Well done Boy's....Ye did yerselves PROUD!...............BB 
Burger Boss
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Uh..ahh..em........Sorry Boys, ye will have to make do with a little "roughhouse" with Taf and his lot fer now...........It seems the ship's procurer, (pimp!), is slacken his duties. Thar will be a meeting very shortly about this sad state of affairs, but til then, it's Taffy or in the words of Micheal Jackson: "BEAT IT".
Wolverine97
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Alright, alright, ye can have the wenches back for a time. I'm feelin back to me old self again. Ye may want to clean them up a bit, they be some carnivorous dogs they be.
Brick Top
New Member
An' remember shipmates, we be pirates and every pirate knows that dead men tell no tales!
hellraizer30
Rebel From The North
Wheres the crabby pattys arr!
Kinda?!? He's creeping me right the fuck out!Who let this guy in?
Hes creeping me out kinda....
Wet
