WORD PORN

Hello all,

So we can't link to porn sites.

We can't put up pictures of naked people, or porn.

But - we can USE OUR WORDS.

So - lets hear it. You're sexyest, most alluring porn words.

I can start, if you're feeling shy. Hmmmmmm....

He grabbed her throat as he was THRUSTING inside her and they locked eyes. She knew he was in control, of her breath, of the motion. He held on for one more second, and then released - as she gasped for breath her body started to quiver all over with the joy of 1000 tiny unicorns prancing on her skin.

Breathing play is fun.

Ok, your turn...

She bent over as he poured in the Froot Loops....

I better not continue.

Blue Wizard said:

She bent over as he poured in the Froot Loops....

I better not continue.

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hahahahah BONER KILLER.

What about verbally describing goatsee or the blue waffle?

hahahah - pictures speak a thousand words. But we can't use them here without getting locked out or in trouble...

Blue Wizard said:

She bent over as he poured in the Froot Loops....

I better not continue.

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Hahahahaha that is sig worthy!

She thrust it in and out of her mouth repeatedly, turning her head this way and that, every so often making the cutest little noises. She kept her chin up so as not to spill, and brushed the tongue with the tip.

Then she spit out the toothpaste, wiped off her face and went to bed.









Pervs.

So he asked her " do u wanna fuck now?" She replied " yes, im horny as hell". He stares into her sultry eyes and replies, " oh i was just wondering. You should handle that, im about to go fuck ur mom"

Yessica... said:

Hello all,

So we can't link to porn sites.

We can't put up pictures of naked people, or porn.

But - we can USE OUR WORDS.

So - lets hear it. You're sexyest, most alluring porn words.

I can start, if you're feeling shy. Hmmmmmm....

He grabbed her throat as he was trusting inside her and they locked eyes. She knew he was in control, of her breath, of the motion. He held on for one more second, and then released - as she gasped for breath her body started to quiver all over with the joy of 1000 tiny unicorns prancing on her skin.

Breathing play is fun.

Ok, your turn...

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I love breath Play my wife not so much..

She enters the room A cute but evil smile on her face. Her body glistening like a goddess.She touches her lips gently with her finger and runs a trail down her sexy Curves. She runs her finger all the way to the tip of the strap on . That she grips it tightly and slowly start stroking all nine inches of it. She walks up to her husband staring at her in awe. He wrapped his arms around her waist and pulls her close and starts kissing her stomach. He kisses his way down all the way to the tip of the strap on. She tells him to suck it. He opens his mouth willingly and allows her to do what she wants. He starts fingering her tight wet hole from behind As she skull fuck him. Wednesday strapon is nice and lubricated She lies down on the bed and tells him to Impale himself on it. He excitedly straddle her and slowly start lowering himself on His beautiful wife Strapon. Unexpectedly she slams up hard into him Impaling all 9 inches deep inside of him. He collapses in a Moan. As she starts ferociously fucking him. They kissed deeply. She fucked harder. He started to grind on to it. Baby I'm going to cum. His beautiful wife just opened her mouth and stared at his cock waiting for it to erupt. He crowned himself harder and harder on the strap on until he shot his semen all over his wife face didn't a couple streams into her mouth. She swallowed and licked her lips. Then wipe the cum off her face with her finger and suck her finger clean. He collapsed on her and kissed her deeply and fell asleep with a strapon still lodged in his ass hole.

I don't know if I need a shower or a smoke!

WHATFG said:

I don't know if I need a shower or a smoke!

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both!

Nothing like titillating the imagination!

WHATFG said:

Nothing like titillating the imagination!

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I like word porn better than most video porn.

I bought a couple books with short stories in them. Fuck they were hot.

I also wrote the first few chapters of a zombie pornoGRAPHIC novel. Zombie sex, it was sexy as all hell. hahaha

Yessica... said:

He grabbed her throat as he was trusting inside her and they locked eyes. She knew he was in control, of her breath, of the motion. He held on for one more second, and then released - as she gasped for breath her body started to quiver all over with the joy of 1000 tiny unicorns prancing on her skin.

Breathing play is fun.

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You descriped my sex on the DOT! Kinda freaky, but then again so am I.
The trick is how you squeaze the neck. Not to much pressure on the wind pipe....all the pressure on the g-spot

Thanks for the laugh today!

Yessica... said:

I like word porn better than most video porn.

I bought a couple books with short stories in them. Fuck they were hot.

I also wrote the first few chapters of a zombie pornoGRAPHIC novel. Zombie sex, it was sexy as all hell. hahaha

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check out literotica.com.

There was this blind man right, he was spilling his way down the street with this stick man, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying, he stops and takes a deep breath and says "WHOA GOOD MORNING LADIES!"

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

SirGreenThumb said:

I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

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lofl. that made me choke

im good now

Met this chick from Hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cause she was fine, then she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

SirGreenThumb said:

Met this chick from Hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good. I took her to my house cause she was fine, then she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

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Was he a tender lover?

Unclebaldrick said:

Was he a tender lover?

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No, I lost a leg.