Yessica...
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hahahah - I haven't seen it!
THAT sounds like me a lot though - I'm going to have to check it out.
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THAT sounds like me a lot though - I'm going to have to check it out.
superloud
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Lol I completely forgot about that episode until you just mentioned it. so true
superloud
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I tried to find a clip of it to post but I can't find one. There's a scene where she is at a dance with everybody in the high school thing zombies and she starts dancing with them getting all weird.
Padawanbater2
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If I posted this I'd get endless accusations till the end of the earth
Sexist? Yep.. But I bet all those fine people wouldn't think so..
butterbudface
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Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . .. . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy .. . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
She shouted:
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . .. . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy .. . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
She shouted:
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
butterbudface
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Staring at her naked body, I asked what she wanted. She told me to
go for something between
a smack and a stroke. So I went for a smoke.
go for something between
a smack and a stroke. So I went for a smoke.
Yessica...
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If we had a Delorean and went 8 months back - I'd probably be leading the lynch mob. Hahaha
I've decided to make a conscious decision to not assume the worst of people, and just ask.
Also - everyone's a little sexiest. I just think women are smarter than men. BecAuse VAGINA.
HAHAH
You're not a real asshole. I think you're pretty great panda man.
Yessica...
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Padawanbater2
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butterbudface
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Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow
through it. I probably should have
told her about the new electric fence.
She leaned over the kitchen table.'Smack that bottom,' she
squealed, 'Smack it hard!' 'I am,' I said, 'But the
ketchup just won't come out.
'I'm a bad girl,' she whispered,'Punish me in a way only a real
man can!' 'Alright,' I said, and left my wet
towels on the bathroom floor.
through it. I probably should have
told her about the new electric fence.
She leaned over the kitchen table.'Smack that bottom,' she
squealed, 'Smack it hard!' 'I am,' I said, 'But the
ketchup just won't come out.
'I'm a bad girl,' she whispered,'Punish me in a way only a real
man can!' 'Alright,' I said, and left my wet
towels on the bathroom floor.
Yessica...
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My Butt isn't ready yet - waiting for TRUE LOVE.
It concurs all. Including anal virginities...
superloud
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Yeah my wife let me take hers. She doesn't enjoy it at all but she lets me get it on special occasions. Usually ends in her crying and me cumming
Yessica...
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NO SALE!
superloud
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But you just said before love conquers everything. She wouldn't let just anybody do that but since she loves me she is willing to put up with the pain. You never know until you try it though a lot of girls and guys really enjoy it. And a lot think it's excruciating pain.
Yessica...
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Sometimes if I have a big poop it really hurts. I think I know what side of that coin I will fall on.
Maybe if I date a guy with a small peen?
Naw, I'm saving it for marriage. And my hubby will have a big dick. To match my hypothetical one.
superloud
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Well my wife saved hers for me. and i think the ppl that are hurt by it have problumns with even a finger
superloud
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I've had big poops that hurt as well. but my wife can ger her fist in me