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Yessica...

Yessica...

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dang just realized you're like the real life version of Tina from Bob's burger... lol you're just like her if you haven't seen it. A perverted and sometimes strange girl who's a little too much into zombies.
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hahahah - I haven't seen it!

THAT sounds like me a lot though - I'm going to have to check it out.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Yessica... said:
Hello all,

So we can't link to porn sites.

We can't put up pictures of naked people, or porn.

But - we can USE OUR WORDS.

So - lets hear it. You're sexyest, most alluring porn words.

I can start, if you're feeling shy. Hmmmmmm....

He grabbed her throat as he was THRUSTING inside her and they locked eyes. She knew he was in control, of her breath, of the motion. He held on for one more second, and then released - as she gasped for breath her body started to quiver all over with the joy of 1000 tiny unicorns prancing on her skin.

Breathing play is fun.

Ok, your turn...
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If I posted this I'd get endless accusations till the end of the earth

Sexist? Yep.. But I bet all those fine people wouldn't think so..
 
butterbudface

butterbudface

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Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . .. . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy .. . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:









"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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Padawanbater2 said:
If I posted this I'd get endless accusations till the end of the earth

Sexist? Yep.. But I bet all those fine people wouldn't think so..
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If we had a Delorean and went 8 months back - I'd probably be leading the lynch mob. Hahaha

I've decided to make a conscious decision to not assume the worst of people, and just ask.

Also - everyone's a little sexiest. I just think women are smarter than men. BecAuse VAGINA.

HAHAH

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You're not a real asshole. I think you're pretty great panda man.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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butterbudface said:
Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
A little to the right . .. . . A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy .. . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards.
Forward then backward.
Again . . . . and, again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . .

She shouted:









"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
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Hahahaja.

That's the sexiest parking job ever.
 
Fluff Up

Fluff Up

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and she putted the golf ball in to the other womans anus
I swear that's what happened in a GIF someone sent me, it's so many kinds of wrong!
 
butterbudface

butterbudface

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Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow
through it. I probably should have
told her about the new electric fence.


She leaned over the kitchen table.'Smack that bottom,' she
squealed, 'Smack it hard!' 'I am,' I said, 'But the
ketchup just won't come out.


'I'm a bad girl,' she whispered,'Punish me in a way only a real
man can!' 'Alright,' I said, and left my wet
towels on the bathroom floor.
 
superloud

superloud

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Yessica... said:
NO SALE!
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But you just said before love conquers everything. She wouldn't let just anybody do that but since she loves me she is willing to put up with the pain. You never know until you try it though a lot of girls and guys really enjoy it. And a lot think it's excruciating pain.
 
Yessica...

Yessica...

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superloud said:
But you just said before love conquers everything. She wouldn't let just anybody do that but since she loves me she is willing to put up with the pain. You never know until you try it though a lot of girls and guys really enjoy it. And a lot think it's excruciating pain.
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Sometimes if I have a big poop it really hurts. I think I know what side of that coin I will fall on.

Maybe if I date a guy with a small peen?

Naw, I'm saving it for marriage. And my hubby will have a big dick. To match my hypothetical one.
 
superloud

superloud

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Yessica... said:
Sometimes if I have a big poop it really hurts. I think I know what side of that coin I will fall on.

Maybe if I date a guy with a small peen?

Naw, I'm saving it for marriage. And my hubby will have a big dick. To match my hypothetical one.
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Well my wife saved hers for me. and i think the ppl that are hurt by it have problumns with even a finger
 
superloud

superloud

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Yessica... said:
Sometimes if I have a big poop it really hurts. I think I know what side of that coin I will fall on.

Maybe if I date a guy with a small peen?

Naw, I'm saving it for marriage. And my hubby will have a big dick. To match my hypothetical one.
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I've had big poops that hurt as well. but my wife can ger her fist in me
 
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