Women wtf do you want?

thedoc08

thedoc08

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mccumcumber said:
It's all about the sexism with a smile man. If you sound like you're joking while being sexist for some reason stuck up girls crave your attention. Probably cause they have daddy issues, I don't really know.
Example:
girl: I cook such good food!
you: No you don't, only men can cook good food. It was proven by science, another field that only men strive in.
girl: OMG no! That's sexist lol!
you: Well, I'm going to need some food to prove it.
girl: OK! What do you want!!??!?!?!
you: How about reverse cow girl?
girl: LOL! Why are you talking about sex?!?!?
you: Why aren't you?
girl: Lets have dirty hot sex over my stove!
you: You're still cooking right... that's kind of the woman's job when a man wants mediocre post sex food
girl: Oh stop being silly! You'll love my post sex food.
you: Yeah I'm sure I will... How do you feel about a blumpkin while I'm eating it... pounding your vag is probably gonna give me the shits.
girl: *Thinks about your sexual prowess and forgets what you said* So what do you want to eat?

(Please don't take this seriously)
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How many times have you had that conversation with yourself during a stroke it + easy mac combo?
 
mccumcumber

mccumcumber

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Well I said while jackin it, so to myself was implied... I thought...
I guess you jack in public? Impressive.
 
TheElkTreeFunk

TheElkTreeFunk

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200 million woman watch the Royal Wedding.... That's what they want.... They want to be princess and have a guy with money and respect... Power is a plus, and they have a key to every man's desire and that is: A VAGINA!!!!
 
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boneheadbob

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Balzac89 said:
Okay here it is. I been trying to get with this girl for months now being all nice and shit. And I get no response from here not even tryin to hangout.

But when i give up and start being a dick to her, she is interested all of a sudden?

Whats the deal with being a straight dick and acting like I could do w/o her, she wants it now?

Confidence and being a douchebag are the same thing?lol

I've always been the nice guy, but that shit gets u no where.
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Find a woman who thinks you walk on water even if she is chubby and homely. Dont mess with a woman who cant make up her mind.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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boneheadbob said:
Find a woman who thinks you walk on water even if she is chubby and homely. Dont mess with a woman who cant make up her mind.
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'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife.' Who wrote that song?

I have a friend who has a butt ass ugly woman and she takes care of her man and as she ages everyone else is getting less good looking. I think he makes her feel beautiful so she becomes better looking each year.

Yes, I was one of those women who watched the wedding. Ahhhh, for the dresses... Really.
 
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grokillaz

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I remember when I was trying to get with this chick who was playin hard to get. After a month and a half of hanging with her and she didn't give it up. I ended up hooking up with her friend one night. I guess she got jealous cuz the next weekend she ended up giving it up. It was well worth it too. Till this day when I think about her a silly grin shows on my face. I gotta say girls with tongue rings are so much fun.
 
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