bluntmassa1
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Well you are in for 3 years of hell then it gets fun. You can still smoke all the weed you want though.
Wife pregnant: Life ruined or tiny hands from god?
- Thread starter Bob Zmuda
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bluntmassa1
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It?? Lol, my wife gave me shit every time I said it. Lol, I'm like "well is it a boy or girl?"
Alienwidow
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Ya. This. Three years of tourture, and then all sorts of good times. You get to become a kid again. Youll look at life through untainted eyes and find the simple beauty again. Youll see how perfect the world can seem if you dont think too much about whats on the news, or where the exchange rate is headed. Take lots of pictures, start now, and never stop, the years slip away so fast....
Gary Goodson
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Congrats @Bob Zmuda and another thing, kids are really good at handing you stuffs. Tools, bait, beers, shit like that. Only thing is, you gotta teach them the names of tools first. You might ask for a wrench and they'll hand you some pliers. Then you might wanna throw the pliers at them. So learn em good.
twistedentities
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Congrats!
WeedFreak78
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a senile fungus
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i think you should sign the baby up for RIU, under the handle "Baby Zmuda"
its only fitting.
its only fitting.
Congrats! Remember have a dozen or so and rent 'em out for a new revenue stream.
Bob Zmuda
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Princess baby ozmuda 2
Hookabelly
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would that be the he-men woman haters club? '-)Congratulations. Welcome to the club. I'll show you the secret handshake...
Oh and sleep now.
Elwood Diggler
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is it yours? lol...just fuckin with ya
congrats and enjoy man....it's a trip. if you need someone to hold the light while you fix something, never have a child do it. you'll have the light in your eyes or a light show all around the shop. flashlight batteries will always be dead from now on too
congrats and enjoy man....it's a trip. if you need someone to hold the light while you fix something, never have a child do it. you'll have the light in your eyes or a light show all around the shop. flashlight batteries will always be dead from now on too
tyler.durden
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Kudos, Bob! Lots of wisdom posted here, take heed. To answer the op, both. Your life is ruined in the greatest possible way...
Aeroknow
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We had our daughter at home with a midwife. My ex had zero drugs too.If the ultrasound tells you it's a girl
Get a second opinion
Just kidding I'm sure it doesn't happen often
Enjoybabies rock or at least mine does
Research lots I highly suggest a natural med free birth
It was very empowering
We were both 20 yrs old. I was scared shitless, she was a trooper though.
Just about right when my daughter came out, the midwife(Yolanda, such a cool hippie lady)grabbed me and said "here".
I caught my daughter. So crazy.