Wife pregnant: Life ruined or tiny hands from god?

[srh88]

Feb 12th

dick.

 

[whitebb2727]

Yeah I'm not worried about once it's like 5. It's the initial part I'm really scared about. (ps. I'm 35. I've held out longer than anyone I know! ha)

I had mine earlier. Raise them mofos and get them out of the house while I'm young enough to enjoy myself.

 

[whitebb2727]

Screw them things. My kids mind me.

 

[srh88]

Screw them things. My kids mind me.

im more of a fan of baby cages anyway.. they only need so much fresh air

 

[Hookabelly]

Girl. Feb. 6th

 

[a senile fungus]

Congrats Bob!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Congratulations!...

I'll take Feb. 10th @ 4AM.


we are having another contest, right?

LOL. Yes looks like it's due in Feb.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

My kids love doing everything I do. Problem is I used to like to do dangerous and sometimes dumb things.

I guess I grew up a little I guess.

Yea my kids fish, hike and all kinds of stuff. Help me skin animals. Everything.

This gives me GREAT HOPE!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Perfect.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Congrats Bob!

Thank you! I can't lie, I'm pretty excited.








And extremely terrified!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

im more of a fan of baby cages anyway.. they only need so much fresh air

Is that available on amazon? I like it!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Thank you! I can't lie, I'








And extremely terrified!

So was everybody else, but you can handle seedlings Bob

 

[Bob Zmuda]

HA! This is true. I guess babies have been being popped outta girls buttholes since the dawn of time. Do babies eat pizza?

My wifes boobs are already going craaaaaazy. Rad.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

HA! This is true. I guess babies have been being popped outta girls buttholes since the dawn of time. Do babies eat pizza?

My wifes boobs are already going craaaaaazy. Rad.

You'll do great...biggest worry?

Mom's hormonal imbalance...I never knew mean until my wife was pregged up...but she wasn't too hard on me... most days...

 

[Singlemalt]

Lol. Yeah, I aint even gonna lie. Your fishing career will suffer for a while

I used mine as bait, they learned to swim real fast

 

[Bob Zmuda]

You'll do great...biggest worry?

Mom's hormonal imbalance...I never knew mean until my wife was pregged up...but she wasn't too hard on me... most days...

Yeah. On Saturday I fished for 10 hours without checking my phone. Wife went a bit nutty and would never do that usually. I fished every day this week and sent an hourly text: "Still no fish but I think I caught a buzz!"

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I used mine as bait, they learned to swim real fast

Sounds more like the conception part...

 

[Bublonichronic]

Congrats.....your life is ruined, well not yet but if you n the Mrs's ever decide to part ways now you'll be dishin out checks every month for 18 years

 

[zeddd]

birth lol don't go, its a horror show

 

[BarnBuster]

a new baby Z, congrats!!