Wife pregnant: Life ruined or tiny hands from god?

[Bob Zmuda]

So. As you may have guessed from the title Mrs. Zmuda has accepted my demon seed and is growing a tiny little zygote in her plush and lavish uterus. This is my first bebe.

Is my life ruined or should I view it as tiny hands from God? By this I mean: Those tiny little shrimp fingers could roll fantastic joints and trim crazy amounts of weed in a vietnamese style sweatshop (my garage).

So what do you think? (insults and jeers more than welcome)

 

[Aeroknow]

So. As you may have guessed from the title Mrs. Zmuda has accepted my demon seed and is growing a tiny little zygote in her plush and lavish uterus. This is my first bebe.

Is my life ruined or should I view it as tiny hands from God? By this I mean: Those tiny little shrimp fingers could roll fantastic joints and trim crazy amounts of weed in a vietnamese style sweatshop (my garage).

So what do you think? (insults and jeers more than welcome)

Congrats bro

 

[whitebb2727]

Lol.

Its cool. Its the best thing I've ever done.


Enjoy freedom while you can.

Congrats.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Congrats bro

thanks man. hope the thing likes fly fishing and snowboarding. Or else it goes to grandma. forever.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Lol.

Its cool. Its the best thing I've ever done.


Enjoy freedom while you can.

Congrats.

Fuck! That's what I'm REALLY worried about. But I see people with hangover style baby front pack holder prison things for the baby. while hiking and fishing. Baby is gonna adapt to ME. (im lying to myself aren't I?)

 

[Aeroknow]

thanks man. hope the thing likes fly fishing and snowboarding. Or else it goes to grandma. forever.

For sure!
Even if 'the thing' lol ends up a female, all is not lost for those kinda things. My daughter fishes with me, and she boards

 

[srh88]

nice.. little zmuda. dude now you can get little people snowboards and tiny fishing rods.. its gonna be awesome.. i suggest this one for the demon baby

http://www.the-house.com/9825btchp12zz-burton-snowboards.html?gclid=CKHlltHEl80CFRIbgQodFRgIgg
for snow i stick to Ride, but i dont know if Ride makes tiny people boards

 

[Bob Zmuda]

For sure!
Even if 'the thing' lol ends up a female, all is not lost for those kinda things. My daughter
Fishes with me, and she boards

Yeah I'm not worried about once it's like 5. It's the initial part I'm really scared about. (ps. I'm 35. I've held out longer than anyone I know! ha)

 

[srh88]

Fuck! That's what I'm REALLY worried about. But I see people with hangover style baby front pack holder prison things for the baby. while hiking and fishing. Baby is gonna adapt to ME. (im lying to myself aren't I?)

 

[Bob Zmuda]

nice.. little zmuda. dude now you can get little people snowboards and tiny fishing rods.. its gonna be awesome.. i suggest this one for the demon baby

http://www.the-house.com/9825btchp12zz-burton-snowboards.html?gclid=CKHlltHEl80CFRIbgQodFRgIgg
for snow i stick to Ride, but i dont know if Ride makes tiny people boards

HAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah! tiny stuff will be rad. I ride a "smokin" board. Wonder if I can get one for the little one. (the rumor about smokin boards is that there is weed pressed between the board.

 

[Aeroknow]

Yeah I'm not worried about once it's like 5. It's the initial part I'm really scared about. (ps. I'm 35. I've held out longer than anyone I know! ha)

Lol. Yeah, I aint even gonna lie. Your fishing career will suffer for a while

 

[Bob Zmuda]

HAHAHAHAHAH. Fuck I'm white too. Baby probably comes with one.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Lol. Yeah, I aint even gonna lie. Your fishing career will suffer for a while

DAMMIT!!!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

So. As you may have guessed from the title Mrs. Zmuda has accepted my demon seed and is growing a tiny little zygote in her plush and lavish uterus. This is my first bebe.

Is my life ruined or should I view it as tiny hands from God? By this I mean: Those tiny little shrimp fingers could roll fantastic joints and trim crazy amounts of weed in a vietnamese style sweatshop (my garage).

So what do you think? (insults and jeers more than welcome)

Congratulations!...

I'll take Feb. 10th @ 4AM.


we are having another contest, right?

 

[srh88]

HAHAHAHAHAH. Fuck I'm white too. Baby probably comes with one.

 

[srh88]

Congratulations!...

I'll take Feb. 10th @ 4AM.


we are having another contest, right?

im gonna price is right this one..
feb. 11th

 

[whitebb2727]

Fuck! That's what I'm REALLY worried about. But I see people with hangover style baby front pack holder prison things for the baby. while hiking and fishing. Baby is gonna adapt to ME. (im lying to myself aren't I?)

My kids love doing everything I do. Problem is I used to like to do dangerous and sometimes dumb things.

I guess I grew up a little I guess.

Yea my kids fish, hike and all kinds of stuff. Help me skin animals. Everything.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

next summer

 

[Aeroknow]

Feb 12th

 

[srh88]