Why I should be President

Mr Neutron

Well-Known Member
Still doesn't exscuse you for leaving 5% of the IRS intact. I am hesitant to vote for Gary Johnson because he still leaves taxes but looks like the only option. I believe taxes are theft and inexcusable under any and all circumstances, they are not needed for government function, even a fairly large government.
I tried to + rep ya...
 

chrishydro

Well-Known Member
And can we expect an investigation into the creepy ice cream truck drivers???? They have always bothered me.
 

chrishydro

Well-Known Member
What is your stance on breastfeeding in public. My thought would be that if you witness such a thing you are allowed to take part and feed from the woman.
 

Mr Neutron

Well-Known Member
My Platform:

Day 1: Gitmo closed. All prisoners released or shot. Don't care, it's closed. Billions saved.
Day 2: ALL troops on foreign soil come home. ALL. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 3: All foreign military bases are closed. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 4: Federal Reserve is abolished
Day 5: IRS is reduced in size by 95%
Day 6: Tax code re-written and is now one page. Gross income X 15% = what you send us NO DEDUCTIONS FOR ANYONE.
Day 7: Law written stating anyone that donates more than a 1 Million US dollars to a legitimate AMERICAN charity for PEOPLE is tax exempt for one year.
Day 8: SSI is cancelled. Anyone over the age of 35 will get their benefits, anyone under is on their own.
Day 9: Your body is your body. Marry who you want, abort who you want, smoke crack if you want, or mj. All legal.

Ok, it took me 8 days to run a REAL surplus and I haven't even started reforming Welfare yet.
Who is your opponent?
 

mccumcumber

Well-Known Member
I'm running against UncleBuck. His platform is:

1. Hand out pitchforks and torches.
2. Storm the mansions
3. Free shit for everyone.
I dunno, Buck's platform sounds pretty nice.

You have an amazing international policy theory. True we did fuck with other people, but you think by taking our shit out they're just going to forget about us. Nope. We kind of burned that bridge way too long ago. We've been fucking shit up in foreign countries since the 50s. Eisenhower warned us against it, we didn't listen. If you haven't traveled outside the US, I'll let you in on a little secret, other countries hate us, and would love to do some damage to us.

Also, if you were President nothing would get done cause the President isn't really the one in control. Sorry to break it to you. Maybe you should run for congress and stall things even further and refuse to listen to logic. You seem pretty good at it. Stand behind a movement that pretends to be libertarian, but in all reality isn't anymore. It's funny how most of the time it's the people who are incredibly uninformed that call others dipshits: "Living is easy with eyes closed/ Misunderstanding all you see" fits really well here.
 

deprave

New Member
How do we repair the roads, pay for police and fire dept, pay for public school buses, Library, post office, no more medicaid or medicare. Should I really continue ????
via the demand for : repair the roads, pay for police and fire dept, pay for public school buses, Library, post office, and medical care.

I dunno you tell me not going to dip off into fantasy land here if your not willing to go with me or it doesn't make for an interesting discussion, so what do you think we would just not have these things anymore? Do you also think income taxes are the only kind of taxes or that Taxes are the only way a government earns revenue?

I am pretty sure we don't need the mafia to take our money so we can have roads. I am also pretty sure they don't do a great job at repairing said roads and that very little of my stolen money goes to do this PRECISE thing instantaneously. I am pretty sure if we need a road we would pay someone to build said road or build it ourselves, especially if half of our money isn't stolen from the mafia.
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
my platform is actually:

1) tell JAH to fuck off back to summer school and get his grade 6.
2) ???
3) PROFIT.
 

canndo

Well-Known Member
via the demand for : repair the roads, pay for police and fire dept, pay for public school buses, Library, post office, and medical care.

I dunno you tell me not going to dip off into fantasy land here if your not willing to go with me or it doesn't make for an interesting discussion, so what do you think we would just not have these things anymore? Do you also think income taxes are the only kind of taxes or that Taxes are the only way a government earns revenue?

I am pretty sure we don't need the mafia to take our money so we can have roads. I am also pretty sure they don't do a great job at repairing said roads and that very little of my stolen money goes to do this PRECISE thing instantaneously. I am pretty sure if we need a road we would pay someone to build said road, especially if half of our money isn't stolen from the mafia.

There we go! "don't worry, it will just happen", we don't need any stinking taxes, pay for stuff? someone else will take care of that, after all, they take our money and give us nothing for it, so if they don't take our money we will still have it all because no one else will...take our money.
 

deprave

New Member
There we go! "don't worry, it will just happen", we don't need any stinking taxes, pay for stuff? someone else will take care of that, after all, they take our money and give us nothing for it, so if they don't take our money we will still have it all because no one else will...take our money.
You think we would just decide not to fix the roads anymore? Is that what your decision would be? Good for you.
 

JustAnotherHead

New Member
I dunno, Buck's platform sounds pretty nice.

You have an amazing international policy theory. True we did fuck with other people, but you think by taking our shit out they're just going to forget about us. Nope. We kind of burned that bridge way too long ago. We've been fucking shit up in foreign countries since the 50s. Eisenhower warned us against it, we didn't listen. If you haven't traveled outside the US, I'll let you in on a little secret, other countries hate us, and would love to do some damage to us.

Also, if you were President nothing would get done cause the President isn't really the one in control. Sorry to break it to you. Maybe you should run for congress and stall things even further and refuse to listen to logic. You seem pretty good at it. Stand behind a movement that pretends to be libertarian, but in all reality isn't anymore. It's funny how most of the time it's the people who are incredibly uninformed that call others dipshits: "Living is easy with eyes closed/ Misunderstanding all you see" fits really well here.
Of course. Those with nothing and nothing to lose would love UncleBucks platfrom.
 

deprave

New Member
Will you volunteer to make sure the roads are fixed in your state..and get all the outside lights too.
Roads that I use, I will make sure they are fixed if needed, we will not just decide to go without roads if we need them and flail about helplessly. There are many approaches for this scenario, I am sure you can come up with your own, but you don't. So like I said this conversation is pointless if you don't want to provide your own thoughts of a possible alternative then its just some kind of childish argument , we might as well start calling each other stupid and idiot. If I make some suggestions that it will just continue on like this if you are refusing to join in that discussion so....not going there unless you come with me.

There is even many far leftist solutions for this I would find acceptable althou counter to my exact wording but you don't provide any, some even include a kind of tax, lets say Land Value Tax Theory.

So what do you think will happen if we had no taxes and/or income taxes how would this get done? ("It wouldn't" is a wrong answer)
 
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