Why I should be President

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JustAnotherHead

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My Platform:

Day 1: Gitmo closed. All prisoners released or shot. Don't care, it's closed. Billions saved.
Day 2: ALL troops on foreign soil come home. ALL. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 3: All foreign military bases are closed. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 4: Federal Reserve is abolished
Day 5: IRS is reduced in size by 95%
Day 6: Tax code re-written and is now one page. Gross income X 15% = what you send us NO DEDUCTIONS FOR ANYONE.
Day 7: Law written stating anyone that donates more than a 1 Million US dollars to a legitimate AMERICAN charity for PEOPLE is tax exempt for one year.
Day 8: SSI is cancelled. Anyone over the age of 35 will get their benefits, anyone under is on their own.
Day 9: Your body is your body. Marry who you want, abort who you want, smoke crack if you want, or mj. All legal.

Ok, it took me 8 days to run a REAL surplus and I haven't even started reforming Welfare yet.
 
abandonconflict

abandonconflict

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JustAnotherHead said:
Oh and BTW, I believe the Tea Party platform would almost identical to mine and they would love it.
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The Tea Party is no longer associated with Ron Paul, he may have been the early influence, but it is bank rolled by the Koch bros. They are these billionaires who are on welfare.
 
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JustAnotherHead

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Day 10: REAL campaign finance reform. Buh Bye lobbyists, time to get a real job.
Day 11: Term limits for Senators so people like Kennedy, Reid, Barney Frank have to get a real job.
Day 12: Congress is MUST accept the same health insurance as they force on their citizens if the health care plan is thrown out by the SCOTUS. No special 100% coverage for free for life for Congress. Welcome to the real world assholes.
Day 13 is a good day for MMJ:

Day 13: All subsidized business transactions are history. No longer will the government pay you to grow shit nobody wants. Farmers start growing hemp and MMJ. Millions of jobs produced.
Day 14: Bad day for liberals

Day 14: Pork riders are BANNNED. No more shitty pet projects built into good Bills.
 
deprave

deprave

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JustAnotherHead said:
My Platform:

Day 1: Gitmo closed. All prisoners released or shot. Don't care, it's closed. Billions saved.
Day 2: ALL troops on foreign soil come home. ALL. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 3: All foreign military bases are closed. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 4: Federal Reserve is abolished
Day 5: IRS is reduced in size by 95%
Day 6: Tax code re-written and is now one page. Gross income X 15% = what you send us NO DEDUCTIONS FOR ANYONE.
Day 7: Law written stating anyone that donates more than a 1 Million US dollars to a legitimate AMERICAN charity for PEOPLE is tax exempt for one year.
Day 8: SSI is cancelled. Anyone over the age of 35 will get their benefits, anyone under is on their own.
Day 9: Your body is your body. Marry who you want, abort who you want, smoke crack if you want, or mj. All legal.

Ok, it took me 8 days to run a REAL surplus and I haven't even started reforming Welfare yet.
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WTF Where is the other 5% on #5? Wtf kind of policy is that? and #7 would be a hub for corruption lol
 
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JustAnotherHead

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deprave said:
WTF Where is the other 5% on #5? Wtf kind of policy is that? and #7 would be a hub for corruption lol
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Have you seen the 4082 page U.S. Tax code as it is in its current form? #7 could be policed by a simple 10 man watchdog team, no red tape, no bureaucratic bullshit.
 
deprave

deprave

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Still doesn't exscuse you for leaving 5% of the IRS intact. I am hesitant to vote for Gary Johnson because he still leaves taxes but looks like the only option. I believe taxes are theft and inexcusable under any and all circumstances, they are not needed for government function, even a fairly large government.
 
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JustAnotherHead

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deprave said:
No they are not, income tax especially.

First Real INCOME TAX ALSO STARTS 1913


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Yes. I know in 1913 you got to keep 100% of your paycheck. I'm open to suggestions on this one. If the FIT is found to be illegal i'm GREAT with that. Sales tax then? Some revenue has to be generated. Come on man! i've only been President 10 days!!!
 
londonfog

londonfog

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deprave said:
Still doesn't exscuse you for leaving 5% of the IRS intact. I am hesitant to vote for Gary Johnson because he still leaves taxes but looks like the only option. I believe taxes are theft and inexcusable under any and all circumstances, they are not needed for government function, even a fairly large government.
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How do we repair the roads, pay for police and fire dept, pay for public school buses, Library, post office, no more medicaid or medicare. Should I really continue ????
 
chrishydro

chrishydro

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JustAnotherHead said:
My Platform:

Day 1: Gitmo closed. All prisoners released or shot. Don't care, it's closed. Billions saved.
Day 2: ALL troops on foreign soil come home. ALL. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 3: All foreign military bases are closed. Hundreds of billions saved.
Day 4: Federal Reserve is abolished
Day 5: IRS is reduced in size by 95%
Day 6: Tax code re-written and is now one page. Gross income X 15% = what you send us NO DEDUCTIONS FOR ANYONE.
Day 7: Law written stating anyone that donates more than a 1 Million US dollars to a legitimate AMERICAN charity for PEOPLE is tax exempt for one year.
Day 8: SSI is cancelled. Anyone over the age of 35 will get their benefits, anyone under is on their own.
Day 9: Your body is your body. Marry who you want, abort who you want, smoke crack if you want, or mj. All legal.

Ok, it took me 8 days to run a REAL surplus and I haven't even started reforming Welfare yet.
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Cant get behind the platform, sorry.
 
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