WHO WROTE THE BIBLE AND IS IT TRUE

Ceepea

Ceepea

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Dr Kynes said:
hey now, dont blame the drugs.

he died from the blood pressure increase while trying to Push A Mess made of fried peanut butter and bananas

he would have died if he never touched a drug, the way he ate.
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God dammit, you fried mass of peanut butter and bananas.....

As delicious as you are.....
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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Ceepea said:
God dammit, you fried mass of peanut butter and bananas.....

As delicious as you are.....
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ohh it's a fact, a large percentage of strokes, hematomas, thrombosi, and heart attacks are triggered by straining to expel a turd.
 
Ceepea

Ceepea

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Dr Kynes said:
ohh it's a fact, a large percentage of strokes, hematomas, thrombosi, and heart attacks are triggered by straining to expel a turd.
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I believe it....

You should never force it....

And apparently the position we take while pooping is incorrect... it adds to pressure.
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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Ceepea said:
I believe it....

You should never force it....

And apparently the position we take while pooping is incorrect... it adds to pressure.
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naw, thats squattist propaganda.

check out the makers of those claims and they will always be selling you something shitty

talk to your doctor about it and he will laugh.
 
Ceepea

Ceepea

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Dr Kynes said:
naw, thats squattist propaganda.

check out the makers of those claims and they will always be selling you something shitty

talk to your doctor about it and he will laugh.
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Only 28 people used, not enough for a conclusion. Butt! Still offers some interesting info. Apparently squatting requires less effort. Who knew?
 
tytheguy111

tytheguy111

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Its pure physiological behavior

One day I was looking at ford power stroke trucks on Craig's list

I went out to Wal-Mart and saw a shit of ford trucks

Next day looked at chevys

Went to the gas station ALL I SAW WAS CHEVY


Welp I was told that good whould work miracles and I everytime I had good luck I thought GOD MADE THIS HAPPEN THANK YOU GOD


Well I realized this was bullshit now I choose not to believe in god

And good luck still comes my way

I don't get offended by Christmas or Easter

I just don't belive in any religion
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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Ceepea said:
Only 28 people used, not enough for a conclusion. Butt! Still offers some interesting info. Apparently squatting requires less effort. Who knew?
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if your kneees are shot from football, FUCK THAT.

plus you get shit all over your kicks.
 
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