thealienbay
Member
Finger-banging.
At least, that's what we call it. But, the term jerking-off for a chick is kinda weird, idk why...
Who has the best Signature or Quote from an RIU member
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At least, that's what we call it. But, the term jerking-off for a chick is kinda weird, idk why...
Bonsai
Well-Known Member
A lot don't even finger themselves whilst masturbating so that wouldn't be a very good term for it.
ClaytonBigsby
Well-Known Member
Surprised to not see mine here..... but, then again...
stoned cockatoo
New Member
Full moon makes people do crazy things.
A lot more people getting hospitalized claiming to be Jesus under a full moon
stoned cockatoo
New Member
As if they aren't using 2 hands while you're not around
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
To me, finger-banging is an activity à deux. cn
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i know gud karma had one saying something like this...
"yeah, you can even taste the color purple in the buds"
then i always liked gwn's.. if the power goes off take your plants and sit them by a window, then turn every light in the house on" or some shit like that..
someone once quoted me being sarcastic and edited the quote to make me look foolish, which kind of pissed me off, but hey, w/e, i make myself look foolish all the time i guess..
"yeah, you can even taste the color purple in the buds"
then i always liked gwn's.. if the power goes off take your plants and sit them by a window, then turn every light in the house on" or some shit like that..
someone once quoted me being sarcastic and edited the quote to make me look foolish, which kind of pissed me off, but hey, w/e, i make myself look foolish all the time i guess..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i agree.. although i'd imagine smoe girls do insert a few fingers while masterbating, it's not the term i'd use to describe it.. i always liked rub one out personally..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
What timing! Who shows up but my candidate for best sig quote! Racerboy! cn
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol, thanks cn.. i like it for the simple fact that it reminds me i'm not too old to enjoy life and still experiment with certain drugs..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
plus time was my boy.. i wish he'd come back around again.. 
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
I still like mine the best.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
not to be a negative nancy peyote, but i don't really understand yours.. is he even being serious in that post?? he can't be, which is why i just don't get it.. idk, must be me..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I was there. He was. He fell hook, line and stinker for something in the Globe iirc. cn
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lol, jesu.. i guess that's why i never really got it, i thought he was simply joking..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i take it the globe iirc is akin to the onion for factual news stories?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's at the extreme end of the tabloid range. Its only competition is Weekly World News. The Enquirer has gone upmarket, by comparison. As for the Onion ... it is quiche and Sancerre compared to the Globe's beer&wings. cn
greenswag
Well-Known Member
lol I listen to a hilarious radio program every morning called "free beer and hot wings" Free beer, and hot wings, being the names of the two different people. And Zane who is like a third wheel, but hes hilarious too.
kinetic
Well-Known Member
Albany area I see...