Who has the best Signature or Quote from an RIU member

Geronimo420

Geronimo420

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If you're really into Kaendar Quotes I suggest those from LAPD forum http://forums.officer.com/t179668/

What about past drug use? Ive never done actual drugs, only marijuana, which I have a current doctors recommendation for. How do they feel about applicants that have recently used medical marijuana in full compliance with the law? Of course I would be 100% clean for the drug test but im worried about the BI and poly. - Kaendar

If you get hired, do you have to carry a department issued weapon or can you bring your own.. and I mean as the primary handgun, not the backup (ill have a small .380 ruger for that). - Kaendar

If for some reason they choose not to hire me during the process, how would one go about re applying or something like that? - Kaendar

Like I said, the use will stop if I get into the application process.. actually stop a few months in advance so that the drug test will be clean. One of the main reasons I use it is for inosmnia, they can just give me the night shift. - Kaendar

And btw, ive seen plenty of on duty uniforms smoking weed.. - Kaendar

There is no "manufacturing" involved with mj.. only cultivation which is completely legal. And about the second part, maybe you should take your "professionalism" and go back and re read that thread.. it wasnt mine and I didnt post those pictures. Btw.. doctors cant prescribe marijuana, only offer recommendations for use. And the reason for my use is completely legitimate, not that I need to explain that to you. - Kaendar
 
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CrownMeKing

Active Member
cannabineer said:
Why not? And what alternate term would you recommend?

Afaik I have representation in only one sig space here. To my great delight, it isn't a derisive quotation. I actually placed an epically dorky grow quote into my sig ... two days before RIU caught the clap. But since then, I haven't seen anything that was both sufficiently (for me) awesome and non-hateful to use as one. cn
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They shouldn't have anything to 'jerk'. Pleasing themselves or masturbating is a batter way of saying that IMO.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
CrownMeKing said:
They shouldn't have anything to 'jerk'. Pleasing themselves or masturbating is a batter way of saying that IMO.
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A bit too sanitized for my taste. I will say one of the funniest terms for female masturbation I've heard is "double-clicking her mouse". cn
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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cannabineer said:
Why not? And what alternate term would you recommend?

Afaik I have representation in only one sig space here. To my great delight, it isn't a derisive quotation. I actually placed an epically dorky grow quote into my sig ... two days before RIU caught the clap. But since then, I haven't seen anything that was both sufficiently (for me) awesome and non-hateful to use as one. cn
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Girls rub one out.
 
Beansly

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
The Urca one is just crude, but shaggyisms are always epic. Goldylocks planet....Fucking shit. lmao
 
Steve French

Steve French

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It was more of an exchange than a single quote, but this one time Finshaggy claimed that Muammar Gaddafi blew up a plane in 1988 because of a no fly zone enacted in 2011. Basically, Gaddafi was a time traveler.




Moral of the story? Shaggy's a fucking retard. If we profiled all the quotable moronic things he has said, we'd be here till Christmas and this thread would be a thousand pages long.
 
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jpill

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so this would of been epic for a quote but its too long..


  • Originally Posted by GvslsR
    Hello rool-it-up community!
    My plans for this week is smoking weed with a female friend (I'm male). The story is that i smoke the herb frequently, this female friend does, and we will do it only the two of us.
    The thing is that i haven't seen this girl face to face since 2008.. And we chatted via facebook once and we discovered we like the same music and we like each other. (i can't say as friends or not, as i haven't seen her face to face). So, we have been chatting for a month now and we said to smoke this magic thing.
    So, do you know while high we will get closer to each other? (mentally...-and even physically if she wants)
    And how to make her be interested in me with what i say and do during high?
    Thanks xD



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tomahawk2406

tomahawk2406

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jpill said:
so this would of been epic for a quote but its too long..


  • Originally Posted by GvslsR
    Hello rool-it-up community!
    My plans for this week is smoking weed with a female friend (I'm male). The story is that i smoke the herb frequently, this female friend does, and we will do it only the two of us.
    The thing is that i haven't seen this girl face to face since 2008.. And we chatted via facebook once and we discovered we like the same music and we like each other. (i can't say as friends or not, as i haven't seen her face to face). So, we have been chatting for a month now and we said to smoke this magic thing.
    So, do you know while high we will get closer to each other? (mentally...-and even physically if she wants)
    And how to make her be interested in me with what i say and do during high?
    Thanks xD



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lol hahahahhaha
 
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jpill

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Right ^^ , wtf is this kid an outcast or what ? SOunds like he's never smoked cannabis or had sex with a girl.
 
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imchucky666

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jpill said:
idk if you find it , post it here
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Somebody used to have it, maybe another lost kaendar, something like 'I can't believe that doesn't stick out like a pink greenhouse'.
I think it would be funny to use one of the ones from the PD forum like Geronimo said tho...............
 
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