Where is everyone?

nickfury510 · Jul 22, 2008

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

shit, i'm waiting for my girl, to come home so i can smoke this fat L of haze and then nail her drunk ass...lmao

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

i havent even smoked tonite

when i do ill probably stop posting on this thread cause ill be asleep :hump:

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

well,i have something to look forward to if i stay awake, nothing better than drunk vagina

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work :cry:

i think ill shwak instead, less work :hump:

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

i never do it before bed i hate that sticky feeling lol

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

damn, that one was a little weird, sorry if i grossed anyone out, i'm baked bump

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

what sticky feeling?

you mean the girl who gets super frikken wet and soon the whole bed turns into a water park?

that sucks

nickfury510 · Jul 22, 2008

mjetta said:
all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work

i think ill shwak instead, less work

i was just telling my wife this the other day... :mrgreen:

trippyhippy · Jul 22, 2008

haha, you all are so lucky - i haven't be able to smoke any weed in the best couple of days my throat is killing me =(

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

oh i forgot everyone does it differently(i.e.lube)

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

dude seriously i have no need for lube

she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

:neutral:

trippyhippy · Jul 22, 2008

mjetta said:
she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

lmao, wow.

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

what can i say? :hump:

im not sure though, seriously

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

ups420 said:
okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

the bouncers never let me in the back door

i only get front door access :cry:

ups420 · Jul 22, 2008

well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

nickfury510 · Jul 22, 2008

you gotta start by diping the thumb in for an oil check while shes bent over....

mjetta · Jul 22, 2008

ups420 said:
well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub :-?

nickfury510 · Jul 22, 2008

mjetta said:
on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub

i won $600 playing poker online while my wife was passed out....... :mrgreen:

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