Where is everyone?

nickfury510

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #21

 

ups420

Well-Known Member

• Jul 22, 2008

• #22

shit, i'm waiting for my girl, to come home so i can smoke this fat L of haze and then nail her drunk ass...lmao

 

mjetta

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #23

i havent even smoked tonite

when i do ill probably stop posting on this thread cause ill be asleep

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #24

well,i have something to look forward to if i stay awake, nothing better than drunk vagina

 

mjetta

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #25

all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work

i think ill shwak instead, less work

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #26

i never do it before bed i hate that sticky feeling lol

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #27

damn, that one was a little weird, sorry if i grossed anyone out, i'm baked bump

 

mjetta

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #28

what sticky feeling?

you mean the girl who gets super frikken wet and soon the whole bed turns into a water park?

that sucks

 

nickfury510

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #29

mjetta said:

all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work

i think ill shwak instead, less work

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i was just telling my wife this the other day...

 

trippyhippy

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #30

haha, you all are so lucky - i haven't be able to smoke any weed in the best couple of days my throat is killing me =(

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #31

oh i forgot everyone does it differently(i.e.lube)

 

mjetta

Well-Known Member

• Jul 22, 2008

• #32

dude seriously i have no need for lube

she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

 

trippyhippy

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #33

mjetta said:

she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

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lmao, wow.

 

mjetta

Well-Known Member

• Jul 22, 2008

• #34

what can i say?

im not sure though, seriously

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #35

okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

 

mjetta

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #36

ups420 said:

okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

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the bouncers never let me in the back door

i only get front door access

 

ups420

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #37

well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

 

nickfury510

Well-Known Member

• Jul 22, 2008

• #38

you gotta start by diping the thumb in for an oil check while shes bent over....

 

mjetta

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #39

ups420 said:

well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

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on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub

 

nickfury510

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• Jul 22, 2008

• #40

mjetta said:

on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub

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i won $600 playing poker online while my wife was passed out.......