Where is everyone?

[nickfury510]

 

[ups420]

shit, i'm waiting for my girl, to come home so i can smoke this fat L of haze and then nail her drunk ass...lmao

 

[mjetta]

i havent even smoked tonite

when i do ill probably stop posting on this thread cause ill be asleep

 

[ups420]

well,i have something to look forward to if i stay awake, nothing better than drunk vagina

 

[mjetta]

all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work

i think ill shwak instead, less work

 

[ups420]

i never do it before bed i hate that sticky feeling lol

 

[ups420]

damn, that one was a little weird, sorry if i grossed anyone out, i'm baked bump

 

[mjetta]

what sticky feeling?

you mean the girl who gets super frikken wet and soon the whole bed turns into a water park?

that sucks

 

[nickfury510]

all i have access to is sober bagina thats tired which means i gotta do all the work

i think ill shwak instead, less work

i was just telling my wife this the other day...

 

[trippyhippy]

haha, you all are so lucky - i haven't be able to smoke any weed in the best couple of days my throat is killing me =(

 

[ups420]

oh i forgot everyone does it differently(i.e.lube)

 

[mjetta]

dude seriously i have no need for lube

she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

 

[trippyhippy]

she gets so wet i could start my own lube company

lmao, wow.

 

[mjetta]

what can i say?

im not sure though, seriously

 

[ups420]

okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

 

[mjetta]

okay, you confused my stoned ass, i thought you were talking about wackin it...only time my girl ever needs lube is back door action...but regularly i don't know about a lube factory but i've definetly been hittin it right

the bouncers never let me in the back door

i only get front door access

 

[ups420]

well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

 

[nickfury510]

you gotta start by diping the thumb in for an oil check while shes bent over....

 

[mjetta]

well me neither other than a little poking around, been dating for 7 years and i still have to wait for our wedding night next year...fucking bullshit

on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub

 

[nickfury510]

on our wedding night she got high for her first time and passed out

i ended up watching tv by myself in the hot tub

i won $600 playing poker online while my wife was passed out.......