What would make THE FUTURE Christ cool with you? O.M.G.

beneathredcliffs said:

If he will truly forgive me for all the stupid things I've done. I'm sorry my king, I know you can hear my thoughts and when I ask for your help I feel the strength. I'm weak and ashamed but I will so see your light. I know your church has been restored and its easy to see. Trust me y'all I know he lives, I feel him. He is divine ancestor and he is my loving savior and I owe him everything. I'm so sorry. Please hold my hand when I die.

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You are forgiven My son. I don't hold peoples sins against them because I don't believe sin is a big deal because you can only sin against yourself. Sin, if there is such a thing, is doing something that you believe is wrong. If you dont believe you have sinned then you didn't.

Don't be sorry to your King because your King isn't even a king yet. I'm only a King in My mind so far. I cant hear your thoughts or anyones thoughts for that matter. I can only hear My thoughts so there is no use in praying to Me. I don't even see a use in praying at all. Its ok to meditate on different things but your prayers are not likely going to change anything but think about whatever you want and if you have good intentions then all the better.

I don't have a church and I don't want a church. I wouldn't mind having friends that learn from what I have said, like followers, but I don't want to start any type of religion but I wouldn't mind starting a revolution or a new type of spirituality of some sort.

I am alive and you're right about that, I live for real. I am the Life so whenever I'm alive you all will be too. When I die then you all come with Me until I am born again. You live with Me always.

I may be the Savior but I don't know what people need to be saved from. I have some notions about what people need to be saved from but I'm not in a position right now to make too many changes, like I want to. You don't owe Me anything brother but if you really want to, and have enough time, you can read what I have written and learn from Me but that is all I ask. And at the most you can advocate for Me but that's if you are strong in your faith about Me. You don't owe Me anything but I owe all of you My life.

Don't be sorry for anything buddy. I wont hold your hand when you die because I most likely wont be there physically when you die. But feel free to learn from Me while you live and try and make the world a better place for everyone.

This post I'm quoting could have been a joke but I'm taking it seriously because I am seriously claiming to be Christ. My purpose is to make some "followers" so that many people can learn from My ways and we can all live in paradise. But I'm just a normal guy in many respects and on a normal day, there is nothing special about Me. Its My intentions that are special, you know, what I want to do.

Feel free to check out My signature or just go to page 19 of this thread and read until page 21 and I try and sum it all up.

~PEACE~

sworth said:

I'd like Jebus to stop talking about it and turn the fuck up! lol!

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I'm not talking right now I'm typing.

The only place you can see Me talk online is My youtube videos. You can search youtube for WeLoveYouJesus85 and watch all 6 of My videos if you want to see Me talk but thats it.

I have "turn the fuck up". Hello. I'm not Jesus though because My Name is George but I am the Christ. But I get what you mean and I hope you get what I mean.

~PEACE~

beneathredcliffs said:

He is an alien space king who rides in a UFO. Doesn't that make more sense?

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I'm not an alien, maybe a human alien like everyone else. I'm not a king yet officially, I'm only the King in My mind. I have never rode in a UFO before and I don't believe I ever will. I would like to fly in one of My space jets though and fly through space and the air and soar underwater. That would be possible in the future but that wouldn't be alien technology.

(But I have seen an alien, last year. And I see UFOs every day since like 2 months ago. That's crazy right there but it is what it is.)

Doesn't that make more sense?

~PEACE~

tyler.durden said:

You cannot be this stupid. He was being obviously facetious and making fun of you. It was funny because no one would want most of the attributes he listed in a leader, and it happens to be exactly everything you told us. C'mon, Jesse! Try harder...

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The Sativa High sounded a little sincere when he said the following post. He might have been joking but I cant tell from reading it.

ThE sAtIvA hIgH said:

what do i think about you now ? well yes i must admit you are definitely Jesus Christ himself , how could i possibly deny that with the 'facts' you have given me , im sorry for doubting you jesus , can you save me , can i live in your paradise when you are king of the world ?

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~PEACE~

Hmmm...

Probably brain damage.

Or maybe a lobotomy.

Yea, that's what it would take.

Sorry bro, while I do have respect for the individual called "Jesus", as depicted in "biblical" times, he is / was no more the "son of God" than anybody else.

If you need a "savior", look in a mirror. The person you see THERE is the only one that can "save" you.

Wilksey said:

Hmmm...

Probably brain damage.

Or maybe a lobotomy.

Yea, that's what it would take.

Sorry bro, while I do have respect for the individual called "Jesus", as depicted in "biblical" times, he is / was no more the "son of God" than anybody else.

If you need a "savior", look in a mirror. The person you see THERE is the only one that can "save" you.

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I have never gotten a lobotomy so it must be brain damage from the fluoride that the government puts in the tap water. Fluoride does the most damage on babies inside their mothers womb. Thats probably why I have ADD.

The difference between Jesus and Me is that the Jesus of the Bible is a fictional character and Im 100% real. Jesus allegedly never wrote anything in the Bible, its all alleged hearsay. I have typed out My own autobiography for you all to read and you know for a fact what I have said. Im sure that there was a person named Jesus or Yeshua that lived about 2000 years ago but what did he actually say and do? Jesus is long dead so you cant ask him any questions but Im alive and you can ask Me any question and I can answer to the best of My honest ability. There are many differences between Me and the alleged Jesus but there are some profound similarities too that I have debated.

I am the NEW Messiah of this current AGE. I will come back at the next AGE too, in about 2000 years, but thats a long time from now so appreciate Me while Im with you all now. Or you all can forget Me if you want too, it doesnt make a difference as long as the Kingdom of God gets ushered in for everyone.

PEACE

Nevaeh420 said:

I have never gotten a lobotomy so it must be brain damage from the fluoride that the government puts in the tap water. Fluoride does the most damage on babies inside their mothers womb. Thats probably why I have ADD.

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Fluoride doesn't do shit, and your "ADD" is simply a lack of personal discipline.

You know who likes to pay attention to boring shit? Nobody pal. Fuckin' NOBODY.

Nevaeh420 said:

The difference between Jesus and Me is that the Jesus of the Bible is a fictional character...

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I don't agree with that.

The more likely scenario is that Jesus was a real man who stood up to, and confronted, a corrupt "religious" system that stole and horded ca$h, preached hate, and served to keep people oppressed and ignorant, all in the name of gold....er, "God". The organized religious leaders were full of shit, and used their "powers" to better themselves at the expense of the people they were supposed to be serving. Jesus called them on their shit, and they MURDERED him for it....

The only g'damn people that need a "savior" are either too stupid to think for themselves, or too g'damn cowardly to accept the fact that their decisions may lead to consequences they fear suffering.

Unfuck yourself before you start worrying about anybody else pal.

Wilksey said:

Fluoride doesn't do shit, and your "ADD" is simply a lack of personal discipline.

You know who likes to pay attention to boring shit? Nobody pal. Fuckin' NOBODY.



I don't agree with that.

The more likely scenario is that Jesus was a real man who stood up to, and confronted, a corrupt "religious" system that stole and horded ca$h, preached hate, and served to keep people oppressed and ignorant, all in the name of gold....er, "God". The organized religious leaders were full of shit, and used their "powers" to better themselves at the expense of the people they were supposed to be serving. Jesus called them on their shit, and they MURDERED him for it....

The only g'damn people that need a "savior" are either too stupid to think for themselves, or too g'damn cowardly to accept the fact that their decisions may lead to consequences they fear suffering.

Unfuck yourself before you start worrying about anybody else pal.

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What do you believe in?

~PEACE~

Wilksey said:

Hmmm...

Probably brain damage.

Or maybe a lobotomy.
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That's funny. I've often said that if given the choice of adopting the Christian faith or accept a frontal lobotomy, I'd choose the latter. At least I'd have an excuse for being fucked in the head.

Sorry, 'Jesus' is a fictitious character brought to you by the Roman Empire.

"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us." Pope Leo X [1513-1521] 'The Bible Fraud' by Tony Bushby.

GreyLord said:

That's funny. I've often said that if given the choice of adopting the Christian faith or accept a frontal lobotomy, I'd choose the latter. At least I'd have an excuse for being fucked in the head.

Sorry, 'Jesus' is a fictitious character brought to you by the Roman Empire.

"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us." Pope Leo X [1513-1521] 'The Bible Fraud' by Tony Bushby.

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Not that I don't think Leo couldn't or wouldn't have said this,but could you source this quote directly to Leo? All I've found traces back to John Bale's anti-catholic satire "Pageant of the Popes".

You all might believe God is dead, but I'm claiming to be Christ.

Do you believe I'm dead?

~PEAEC~