How have you never watched the sandlot?.
I watched the show when I was a kid. It was so long ago though. I have ADD believe it or not, its from the fluoride in the tap water.
In addition to wearing a tuxedo t-shirt; I like to think that my jesus is up to date on pop culture references..
To be honest with you, I think your Jesus doesn't like movies that much. Seriously, I don't have the patience to watch long movies unless its real good. I'd rather be blogging than watching fictional movies that have no pertinence to anything productive. I would rather be learning things.
I hate to be more omnipotent than my god.
There is no being MORE omnipotent than your God. Its either your omnipotent or your not, and I am NOT omnipotent at all. Maybe YOU are omnipotent and if so than YOU should be God. I am neither omnipotent, omniscient or omnipresent. So in laymans terms, I'm not all powerful, all knowing or everywhere at once. I'm just a nice person that wants to help the world in any way that I can. I also have fulfilled some prophecies and I have prophecies for the future. I'm not God at all. I'm more of a Prophet and I also believe I'm Christ, but not God. I would let everyone down if they thought I was God because I cant perform any miracles or do anything technically supernatural. If you pray to Me than I wont hear you because I'm not telepathic and I don't read minds. But if you have reasonable standards for what Christ is than I just might be your guy. But if I'm not Christ for whatever reason, than I'm just a Prophet that is trying to change the world for the best. I too am learning everyday and I don't know that much and there are many people that are smarter than Me. I'm just going to be real and honest about My limitations. But if I could turn the world into paradise today than I would, but I'm not known enough to have that kind of power and influence. If you don't expect much from Me than I wont let you down. EVERYTHING that I can do I tell My people first, but just because I can do something it doesn't mean that its going to happen because I don't have the influence and power yet.
I AM the Alpha AND the Omega... And what that means to Me is that I'm the biggest winner but also the biggest loser. Also, I'm leading the way in some things but in other things I'm the last in the pack. I'm spiritually the richest Person in the world but financially I'm very poor. I'm the most but yet I'm the least of these.
So don't expect too much and I wont let you down. It is what it is. I've got more problems than most of you guys. The good news is that I will tell you all My plans for the future. Judge Me by My words and (implied) intentions.
And if you all want to see My prophecies come true than help SPREAD THE WORD about My prophecies and the things I have said to you all. If I'm just talking to Myself than no one will ever know. But if I'm talking to people that receive My message and spread My message than there is that much more of a chance that My message will come to fruition.
~PEACE~