MICHI-CAN
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Brown noser?
What did you accomplish today?
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tyler.durden
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She's so polite to ask for the tp before the rim job. That's a lady...I completely missed the third "t.........
I kinda wish I tried dreds when I was young. Someone posted a pic of smoking hot girl with dreds and a split tongue. I can't remember who posted it, but I saved it
I always pictured you as having a goatee.
Go easy with the sharpy buddy - those happy faces "hang around" for a bit with that ink.That's exactly what my penis looks like, smiley face and all
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I wish I were close enough and supplied with spirits of a sufficient quality to knock loose the backstory on that comment.
tyler.durden
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No sharpie necessary. My penis actually has a face. It is both endearing and disturbing...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
The endearing aspect completely escapes me.
tyler.durden
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
She was probably pissed because you dismissed her vulva visage.You sound like my last wife
tyler.durden
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That's funny. I always pictured you sprawled naked across my bed...
glowtogrow
Member
What did you do today that you're proud of? Something at work, home, school, personal achievement, etc...
Today I had gravel dropped off and I put in a new driveway. It was a lot of work but I got it done quicker than I thought I would.
BleedsGreen
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Go easy, I think you might be strangling it if it is both endearing and disturbing...
DarkWeb
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And then she got thrown from the window!
shrxhky420
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Singlemalt
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She'll wake up, owned by some nomad sheik in the desert
lokie
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Games are one thing, unprovoked assault is quite another.
No need for further explanation.