What did you accomplish today?

Indagrow

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decided I like the choker girl.. She shall be referred to as K. I was high as a lab rat on blow the other night and couldn't cum for the life of me.. I pushed so hard I actually gave myself a fucking hemroid, I took a look a look at it and realized I haven't looked at my asshole in far to long but it's a mess unfortunately
 

tangerinegreen555

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truck is in the shop so have been making prank calls all day to the VOICE hotline again. got through 6 times (about a 40 minute wait each time), wasted at least a half hour of their time, called 4 different operators scumbag collaborators.

your taxpayer dollars are paying for this, folks.
40 minute wait?

The rat population must be out of control.

Unbelievable!
 

Indacouch

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What's she in for?

@420God my birds laid an egg and I'm hoping it's fertile, (sorry for the terrible picture, best I could do while they were defending the nest box).
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For some reason I got an awesome visual of you fending off a rather large bird with a feather duster while trying to take that pic ......lol

Birds with beaks like yours have are no joke ((fuckers hurt)) my moms parrot use to do this awesome latch and twist motion that was worse than any animal bite I've experienced .......
 

Bareback

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For some reason I got an awesome visual of you fending off a rather large bird with a feather duster while trying to take that pic ......lol

Birds with beaks like yours have are no joke ((fuckers hurt)) my moms parrot use to do this awesome latch and twist motion that was worse than any animal bite I've experienced .......
Well I got shit on by a bird while standing outside taking a break this morning.
I don't think I deserved it but it's possible.
 
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