What did you accomplish today?

No doubt I'm _not_ going to be the first one to post this but... not a damn thing, I'm retired!

Went out and bought some dog food/toys, ate lunch at a pub with my wife and came home. Haven't done a fucking thing all day today but read and listen to music. I absolutely love it.

I'm feeling a bit better- my wife has developed a fever which is concerning

I've been having strange and vivid dreams- more so than normal

I dreamed that I walked out into the garage and my wife had cleaned it all up- I was so happy until I woke up

I picked up a nice load of " Honduran Short Run " cigars , my favorite smoke, downright heavenly ! If you ever run out of weed , you must definitely give one a go . These works of art can put you on your back in the tall grass while inducing a soothing state of paralysis. Yum-f'ing-yum !

Went back to that trail by the lake where all those mushrooms were a couple weeks ago . Many patches were gone. But these looked interesting. Those dark brown ones in that patch were so mushy and gross when I picked at them with a stick… But they are fun to photograph.

Took a rat out of the trap on the back porch and chucked it over the fence for whatever scavenger wants it. Reset the trap in case...

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

Went back to that trail by the lake where all those mushrooms were a couple weeks ago . Many patches were gone. But these looked interesting. Those dark brown ones in that patch were so mushy and gross when I picked at them with a stick… But they are fun to photograph.
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These I took last weekend, they are stink horns and they smell like jizz. Just like jizz, you can smell these 100-200’ away.

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These I took last weekend, they are stink horns and they smell like jizz. Just like jizz, you can smell these 100-200’ away.

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Are they edible?

big bud man 413 said:

Are they edible?

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I don’t know but even if they are, I couldn’t do it. They smell like nut , manly nut , like a used condom store house. It might be an acquired taste but it’s not for me. Sorry I’m not trying to be a dick ( see what I did there ) just trying to illustrate the smell .

Bareback said:

I don’t know but even if they are, I couldn’t do it. They smell like nut , manly nut , like a used condom store house. It might be an acquired taste but it’s not for me. Sorry I’m not trying to be a dick ( see what I did there ) just trying to illustrate the smell .

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There's a lot of mushrooms growing in Massachusetts how do you know what edible?

big bud man 413 said:

Are they edible?

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I just checked on my shroomy app and here’s what I found

Bareback said:

I don’t know but even if they are, I couldn’t do it. They smell like nut , manly nut , like a used condom store house. It might be an acquired taste but it’s not for me. Sorry I’m not trying to be a dick ( see what I did there ) just trying to illustrate the smell .

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That is scary. Maybe they are flammable.

big bud man 413 said:

There's a lot of mushrooms growing in Massachusetts how do you know what edible?

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I have a shroomy app from the apple App Store. But I don’t eat wild shrooms because I don’t have the knowledge to be 1000% certain and it’s not worth dying over .

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

That is scary. Maybe they are flammable.

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I think you may be sadist. Beautiful but a little too pyro sadistic.

Bareback said:

I have a shroomy app from the apple App Store. But I don’t eat wild shrooms because I don’t have the knowledge to be 1000% certain and it’s not worth dying over .

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Your right about that. I used to eat shrooms all the time when I was in high school and I was always nervous about eating them lol!

@ big bud man 413 when I was 8 years old I was waiting in a emergency room and over the radio I hear that they are bringing in three brothers who had taken the wrong shrooms. Two died on the way and they were giving chest compressions to the thrid as they wheeled him pass me. That experience left me with no desire to munch on a hunch. It’s just not something I want to do.

Bareback said:

I just checked on my shroomy app and here’s what I found

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If there truly is a "Devils's dipstick', it's in a Chevy

I'm actually doing pretty good despite having Covid for the last fucking week

I thought I would be lucky and escape this experience altogether

Bareback said:

I think you may be sadist. Beautiful but a little too pyro sadistic.

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No not me. I’m not like that.