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Drowning-Man

Drowning-Man

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neosapien said:
I have total faith that you can chuck that thing into the abdomen of an intruder. You just got to yell "castle doctrine ho". And you'll be free of any liability. It's in the same statute as with saying "no homo" at the end of sentence. Ask finshaggy he'll tell you the ins and outs.
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Also known as king of the hill law. You can kill someone if they step foot on yer property. Texas and Tennessee are famous for this.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Drowning-Man said:
Lol yeah he threatened to come to my house with a gun. No apologise coming from me tonight
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Homie if he had a tool he aint going to advertise coming to merk u in text.

Unless ye is off his rocker you are alright.

Trust people usually don't advertise coming to kill. A warning ia much different and usually in diff forms of communicstionm


I domt know shit tho. Im a fraud too. The meth i showed peoples was actually epaom saltsnrefined ijto pure zomvie juice
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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qwizoking said:
Sf is currently fighting a racoon and wishes he had your assistance
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Yo its a feiaty little fucker bro.

He starts switching sides.

Ya its the aame one

Hea come around a lot. My beother would testify. Ive been chased away. Dont tell abe but i clocked it wity a chunk of apple wood more then once.

It may be rvemge
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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StonedFarmer said:
Yo its a feiaty little fucker bro.

He starts switching sides.

Ya its the aame one

Hea come around a lot. My beother would testify. Ive been chased away. Dont tell abe but i clocked it wity a chunk of apple wood more then once.

It may be rvemge
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I was chased off by a squirrel once.

It was on the gravel path I had to take at the time to get to the front.

It sort of lunges at me intimidating me. Then it started barking and coming toward me

I stayed home that day.
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Bro this racoon growls at me. And i keepnkko king out my light

Its atraigbt put a a horror movie but a fat drunk man onbcoke mdma n meth fighting a racoon

Sad to say the sf may have to tuck stem and run
 
Drowning-Man

Drowning-Man

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StonedFarmer said:
Homie if he had a tool he aint going to advertise coming to merk u in text.

Unless ye is off his rocker you are alright.

Trust people usually don't advertise coming to kill. A warning ia much different and usually in diff forms of communicstionm


I domt know shit tho. Im a fraud too. The meth i showed peoples was actually epaom saltsnrefined ijto pure zomvie juice
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The dumb ass really straight up say I've got a gun I'm coming over in 25minutes ima fucking kill you. Saved all the text. Threats of firearms brought out my PTSD. Fucking started making home made weopons and started locking windows moving furniture around and shit. Fucking flashbacks damn dude no joke.
 
whitebb2727

whitebb2727

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Drowning-Man said:
I like my home made spear lol wish I had a gun tho
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Look I respect you need protection.

First ditch the ribbon or whatever that is holding the knife on. Get a good wood broom handle. Cheap metal ones bend.

Get a roll of electrical tap to attach the knife. It takes a lot of energy to stab deep enough to cause serious damage especially with certain clothing. Leather has been known to stop pistol rounds.

Don't half ass it. Do it right.
 
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