What did you accomplish today?

Laughing Grass said:
Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.

Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave. :spew:

If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.
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Laughing Grass said:
Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.

Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave. :spew:

If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.
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Lol
 
BarnBuster said:
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Congrats. We haven't even looked at ours yet.
 
Laughing Grass said:
Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.

Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave. :spew:

If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.
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Leaving is the only respectable way to react in that situation.
 
Sister was going to help me move some trees to the road, but I called and backed out. My back was not in chainsaw mode today.

So what did I do? Shoveled shit {mushroom compost} all morning. I did get three of the kiddie pools emptied {4 buckets in a soil mix and the rest into the garden}, but I am dragging ass.

I have to move the mulch so I can take down the back yard fence and cut the tree so I can take down and put back up the garden fence so I can plant my pea patch.

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Laughing Grass said:
Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.

Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave. :spew:

If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.
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last time that happened to me, i disappeared into the garden and never came out till everyone left.....course once i did that, all the other guys followed me....and i was sitting back with my feet in a kiddy pool, cold beer and a cowboy hat on.....
 
Laughing Grass said:
Today I'm still recovering from the trauma of yesterday's baby shower.

Two plus hours of listening to people I can't stand being around say awe after each gift was opened. Little shoes... awe Little sleeper... awe. Say awe one more time and I'll stab you in the eye! The final straw for me was the "diaper game". Passing around a diaper with what I assume were melted chocolates. They were smelling and tasting it, trying to guess what it was. I could barely contain my urge to puke and had to leave. :spew:

If this is what passes for normal today, I think I'll stick with abnormal.
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Send a modestly nice gift with your RSVP declination, covers almost every social situation except funerals in which case send your declination with flowers, you're welcome.
 
too larry said:
Sister was going to help me move some trees to the road, but I called and backed out. My back was not in chainsaw mode today.

So what did I do? Shoveled shit {mushroom compost} all morning. I did get three of the kiddie pools emptied {4 buckets in a soil mix and the rest into the garden}, but I am dragging ass.

I have to move the mulch so I can take down the back yard fence and cut the tree so I can take down and put back up the garden fence so I can plant my pea patch.

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Sounds like a PITA!
 
set up my damn 4x4 tent and whelp.. fits good but couldn't fit in the damn bedroom door so i got to assemble it inside the room. only problem is i have NO room to really set it up. have to move my bed out, got to move the aquarium out got to move the shoe rack out. probably will move the aquarium soon my sisters bf is going to come over so im going to ask him to help me move it

RIP so excited to set this tent up i tried to rearrange my room to more issues. need to remove everything then set up the tent first then fit everything else the tent can only fit in 2 places.
 
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Chunky Stool said:
Yeah, I'm good. Didn't even need antibiotics thanks to the saline rinse.

Now I've got a tooth "issue" and my dentist is out until April 1 for spring break.
Who the fuck does that?
Normal brick & mortar businesses rarely shut down for the week of Christmas!

But I'm not bitter.

OK, I lied. :finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:
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a lot of parents here take spring break off. i find it ironic as well because how do they take time off and go on vacation as well unless they are using up PTO.
 
i just made macarons and it came out nice until i had to pipe them. kinda lumpy though should of blended the almond flour a little more. piped um out too big as well they getting mishapen and huge. other then that i think they will turn out okay. i mean i am a chef but i major only in savory foods only got a little bit of experience with pastries but mostly cakes and pies and making basics like custards
 
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