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lokie

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Last time I got an eye exam the eye Dr was this really hot chick. She would sit on that Dr stool and when she got up close she was grinding her cooch in my knee really hard.

It kind of freaked me out. I'm happily married and would never cheat. She was really obvious with what she wanted.
PM me her number.

The next time I need a haircut I could schedule an eye appointment too and just skip the massage parlour altogether.:rolleyes:
 

whitebb2727

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I caught my kids in our bathroom in the dark staring raptly at the water in the toilet . . . WTF, it's GLOWING!

Little fkrs flushed a flashlight - had to remove the toilet to retrieve said illumination tool.

SMH
Lol.

I think one of my kids or all of them together flushed something down one of our toilets. Its been getting stopped up lately. I jus have this feeling it was the kids and something like a wash cloth or something.
 
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