charface
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Meth did it for me.
20 hours of foreplay causes a 5 minute
Orgasm that almost removes your head.
Then you feel guilty and oily.
But holy crap
What did you accomplish today?
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20 hours of foreplay causes a 5 minute
Orgasm that almost removes your head.
Then you feel guilty and oily.
But holy crap
lokie
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Today was domestic day. My task was to clean and vacuum the floors.
The mood had changed by the time I got to the bedroom.
When the job was done I looked back over my work and was pleased with myself.
That's when I heard "Did you vacuum under the bed?"
"The dogs go under there several times a day, they keep it clean."
She informed me "NO. It doesn't work that way"
So I go back and check under the bed. I found 2 storage bins, 1 empty, a dust bunny
the size of Rhode Island, a power cord for an electric blanket that had been thrown
away 3 years ago and $.23 cents. The big score was finding socks, several in fact.
Of course they did not match, but I knew where to find a mate for each.
I always buy socks in bulk and always from the same manufacture. So when one gets lost
I may never even notice and if one gets a hole in it I just throw it out, knowing that there is a drawer
full of mates in the dresser. Win Win.
The mood had changed by the time I got to the bedroom.
When the job was done I looked back over my work and was pleased with myself.
That's when I heard "Did you vacuum under the bed?"
"The dogs go under there several times a day, they keep it clean."
She informed me "NO. It doesn't work that way"
So I go back and check under the bed. I found 2 storage bins, 1 empty, a dust bunny
the size of Rhode Island, a power cord for an electric blanket that had been thrown
away 3 years ago and $.23 cents. The big score was finding socks, several in fact.
Of course they did not match, but I knew where to find a mate for each.
I always buy socks in bulk and always from the same manufacture. So when one gets lost
I may never even notice and if one gets a hole in it I just throw it out, knowing that there is a drawer
full of mates in the dresser. Win Win.
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tyler.durden
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I’m currently in my bed dealing with a fucked up back. In and out of the hottub. It was doing really good for the last 4-5 months too. Fucked it up playing discgolf yesterday
I just frolfed with my buddies a couple weeks ago. We all stretched first, anticipating we would probably injure ourselves. Luckily I didn't hurt myself, most likely because we were SO drunk on PBR, but I was sore for days afterward. From fucking frolf... smh...
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Blue Wizard
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I left my bag in my truck during a bad heat wave and most of my discs got warped. I tried to boil them back straight but some of them just keep going back to the new warped shape. One was a brand new putter I had just dyed myself too and one of my go to drivers.
Now I've got to buy a replacement driver and hang that putter on the wall I guess. I've boiled it 3 times and it always goes back to warped, even when I let it slow cool with weight on it. Damn nice Rhyno, what a waste.
Aeroknow
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I played with a rhyno in my bag for quite a few yrs as my main putter.
I got into throwing a Ringer(discraft). Now it’s my favorite putter. Plus you can huck it far as a midrange too. Hella straight.
Blue Wizard
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I use a Super Soft Omega for my main putter but I keep a Rattler and an Aviar in my bag too. That Rattler goes as straight as an arrow but it has a tall lip on the side and wind messes with it pretty badly, the Aviar flies similar to the omega but the star plastic deals with the wind better and skips a lot more when it lands.
Aeroknow
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Indacouch
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Got the Christmas tree up with momma and the boys......Santa better come through this year....sick of covering for him ....fat fuck never pays for shit .....SMH....I'm blaming Americas opiate epidemic........yes Santa is a heroin addict....at least I think.
Good night guys/gals
PENIS!!!!
Good night guys/gals
PENIS!!!!
Blue Wizard
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tyler.durden
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Sir Napsalot
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I bought a new digital meat thermometer
Don Gin and Ton
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Sweet FA
srh88
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Went to finish cutting down a tree today. Was about 70ft in the air.
40ft extension ladder. I climbed that and used a harness, rope and spikes to get to the top. I had my dad helping me cut up the shit that fell.
So I'm limbing it and everything is going well and fast too. Then I hear my dad yell "dammit!"
He took a chainsaw to the hand. 22 stitches and it looked pretty bad.
Didn't accomplish everything I wanted to today
40ft extension ladder. I climbed that and used a harness, rope and spikes to get to the top. I had my dad helping me cut up the shit that fell.
So I'm limbing it and everything is going well and fast too. Then I hear my dad yell "dammit!"
He took a chainsaw to the hand. 22 stitches and it looked pretty bad.
Didn't accomplish everything I wanted to today
Bareback
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Sorry I just can't like this post, but I do hope your dad heals up quickly.
My dad took a hit from a saw in the leg 430 stiches he told me. He was a pulp wooder / logger and had the scars to back it up. Fucken alcoholic.
charface
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I have inside info that Santa is about to be caught up i
My wife won't let me get spurs.
I hate her for it but deep down I know she's right.
Hope your pop heals quickly
Singlemalt
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Hope your Dad heals up well SR, even though he is a Paddy
Blue Wizard
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I just finished filling out the most long winded and tedious job application and questionnaire I've ever seen in my life. The test had a time limit of 40 minutes, I had about 12 left by the end of it. It was all so generically worded and cold that you couldn't even guess at what possible scenario any of this could come up in in real life. I just picked.
cat of curiosity
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i memed a flat head... i mean flat earther...
hard work, but someone's gotta do it...
hard work, but someone's gotta do it...