What did you accomplish today?

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I hired @mr sunshine to do my landscaping. But, he was too pixelated after 12 coronas and tried to sell my pine needles for fire kindling. I am not racist.

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I sucked your dick after you passed out, I hope you don't mind...

mr sunshine said:

I sucked your dick after you passed out, I hope you don't mind...

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You can't rape the willing. no matter how hard you try homie.

You guys sex stories got to me,
Sucked my own dick then passed out.

charface said:

You guys sex stories got to me,
Sucked my own dick then passed out.

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Now you're in the sunken place!

I still haven't jacked off.

mr sunshine said:

Shoulda fucked his mouth while he rode your dildo. Oh well, next time.

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Such a positive attitude.

There's always next time

mr sunshine said:

You gotta practice drawing dicks.You suck dick at drawing dicks...

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Oh hey














Double fuck you ......your just jealous of that misshaped dirt dick I drew.

Was guna work on the truck .....but momma needed me to watch the baby/boys for a bit while she takes a bath...........I'm supposed to keep the baby out of the toy cabinets and don't let him play with the doors.

Indacouch said:

Was guna work on the truck .....but momma needed me to watch the baby/boys for a bit while she takes a bath...........I'm supposed to keep the baby out of the toy cabinets and don't let him play with the doors.
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Love those pics, Inda.

Immediately reminded me of this:

mr sunshine said:

I still haven't jacked off.

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Dude you just gotta do the deed. You're gonna relapse and find yourself 3 hours into a sweaty porn induced whackathon.

Give yourself 10 minutes tops and glaze some knuckles to get that demon out your nuts and off the brain.

Idle hand(ies) and whatnot

What a cutie!!
That is a strange looking stuffed animal. It looks kinda like a vagina. Haha. Have a nice weekend. Good luck finishing up your car. Hope it all goes smoothly fo you.

I absolutely wouldn't trust myself around that bunny

I breathed in and swallowed a roach.

charface said:

I absolutely wouldn't trust myself around that bunny

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I was gunna say, it looks like someone already fucked it. Someone with a pretty big cock too, it's busted the fuck open.

dangledo said:

Dude you just gotta do the deed. You're gonna relapse and find yourself 3 hours into a sweaty porn induced whackathon.

Give yourself 10 minutes tops and glaze some knuckles to get that demon out your nuts and off the brain.

Idle hand(ies) and whatnot

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i jacked off yesterday at three in the morning, Fell of the wagon.

ANC said:

I breathed in and swallowed a roach.

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My buddy had one stuck in his ear.

Making a pork soup for dinner.....red bell pepper,kale,ginger root,garlic some soy sauce with carrots and a light broth.....chicken stock and a bit of water......smells delicious already....pics later on


Don't forget the egg flower noodles.

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

What a cutie!!
That is a strange looking stuffed animal. It looks kinda like a vagina. Haha. Have a nice weekend. Good luck finishing up your car. Hope it all goes smoothly fo you.
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Il never look at that puppet stuffed animal the same Amber......lol

Indacouch said:

Making a pork soup for dinner.....red bell pepper,kale,ginger root,garlic some soy sauce with carrots and a light broth.....chicken stock and a bit of water......smells delicious already....pics later on


Don't forget the egg flower noodles.

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Sounds bomb.. I've been getting all buff, did 50 countertop push-ups yesterday.

So after I pounded those mats together flush with a mallet and piece of wood the day before, I got up the next morning and discovered rubber expands and contracts.

There were no gaps like that the day before, but 37° inside does something.

So I had a couple 6x8 green shed rugs leftover from the other place. Looks good. Have to get 2 more at Lowe's and covered to within 4' of the door where the 2 top mats are.

Green it up a little. A good excuse to go to Lowe's tomorrow.

mr sunshine said:

Sounds bomb.. I've been getting all buff, did 50 countertop push-ups yesterday.

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