What are YOU hoarding for Corona Virus?

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Fogdog said:
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Probably too late but most white people don't know about this stuff so, maybe it's still available. Whole milk, dried in powder form. MUCH better than the skim milk found in US grocery stores. We have a few cans of these for camping and just in case. It's found at a middle eastern market locally and can be found in Mexican Grocery stores.
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I say, "Fuck Trump Flu - let's have a party (in very small groups)!".

An Argentine friend in college showed me a trick. Take an unopened can of sweetened condensed milk and put it in a pot of gently boiling water for three hours - flip it halfway through. It makes an approximation of dulce de leche, a nice, brown caramel colored spread that you can put inside crepes. So tomorrow morning I am making crepes and then we will go out and walk in the woods. It's too early for morels but maybe we can scout some new locations.
 
Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

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I’m going on a large scale tortilla run .... cart to cart combat . Shin kicks and throat punches .
Better than charmin for wiping especially on taco Tuesday .


Thinking outside the box ... Aribba Ole’
 
doublejj

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Fogdog said:
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Probably too late but most white people don't know about this stuff so, maybe it's still available. Whole milk, dried in powder form. MUCH better than the skim milk found in US grocery stores. We have a few cans of these for camping and just in case. It's found at a middle eastern market locally and can be found in Mexican Grocery stores.
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I bought 4cs of this at Costco....
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doublejj

doublejj

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schuylaar said:
people are hoarding because of lack of control that the president has instilled in them..second only to stampede at one of his rally's.
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You really don't understand what's happening......people are hoarding so they can stay home away from crowds/stores. I'm very much in control and i know why I'm staying home
 
Jimdamick

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Well, I missed the boat :(
No shit paper in my town, at all.
Had too get the paper towels out this morning and cut them up with scissors.
Oh well, at least we'll have all those remember when stories we can tell the youth (if we survive) when we're old.
"You think you have it bad, I had too cut up paper towels too wipe my arse after taking a shite in 2020. shut the fuck up"
:)
 
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Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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Jimdamick said:
Well, I missed the boat :(
No shit paper in my town, at all.
Had too get the paper towels out this morning and cut them up with scissors.
Oh well, at least we'll have all those remember when stories we can tell the youth (if we survive) when we're old.
(You think you have it bad, I had too cut up paper towels too wipe my arse after taking a shite, shut the fuck up)
:)
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Yea me too, I do have around 100 lbs. of shop towels nicely folded (complements of Aramark) and my old Melie Washing machine that will sanitize the bugs right out (heats it's own water to boiling).

Now to find that 100 lbs. bag of beans.

It's time to start freewheeling.

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Budzbuddha

Budzbuddha

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Jimdamick said:
Well, I missed the boat :(
No shit paper in my town, at all.
Had too get the paper towels out this morning and cut them up with scissors.
Oh well, at least we'll have all those remember when stories we can tell the youth (if we survive) when we're old.
(You think you have it bad, I had too cut up paper towels too wipe my arse after taking a shite, shut the fuck up)
:)
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Raid local Taco Bell , Mc D , Burger King , or whatever that have napkin dispensers ..... grab a fat stack to shove in your bag .
Ziplock it at home.

#SayNoToRawSphincters
 
captainmorgan

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