What are YOU hoarding for Corona Virus?

[printer]

He has excluded the countries he has businesses in. So gritting continues.

I forgot to put that in. It is amazing that he would let those virus infested Europeans into his golf courses. But, got to pay the bills I guess.

 

[schuylaar]

Culottes for me. Nine pair in assorted sizes.

And a case of alcoholic iced tea.

The American way. Capitalism>Hoarding. Stop your crying and Keep America Great!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

The American way. Capitalism>Hoarding. Stop your crying and Keep America Great!

I love that you seem blissfully unaware of how stupid you come off.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Forget TP .... grab one of my ( patent pending ) SHIT MITT ...... everyone loves the shit mitt , even grandmas and the elderly.
Wipe away your fears .... SHIT MITT IS HERE.

 

[printer]

With enough beer you don't need toilet paper. Well, maybe a roll a month. The soft stuff.

 

[spek9]

With enough beer you don't need toilet paper.

You're one of those people who just let the undies take the skid marks when you're drunk, eh?

 

[printer]

You're one of those people who just let the undies take the skid marks when you're drunk, eh?

Pants? I need to wear pants?

 

[UncleBuck]

Wipes are better than toilet paper

 

[greg nr]

Wipes are better than toilet paper

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Well, it looks like panic buying has set in closer to boston. A friend said stop and shop in waltham was stripped clean of milk, eggs, meats, fruits and veggies. But plenty of pasta and canned goods.

WTF? People, DON'T STOCK UP ON PERISHABLE FOOD!!!

Why do you suddenly need 4 gallons of milk when 3 will spoil before you get to them?'

Sheesh.

Sheesh.

 

[Grandpapy]

As you get to the end of the roll don't forget to replace your

 

[DIY-HP-LED]

Better hope that Canada your largest supplier of toilet paper and it's raw material will not halt exports and hoard it, then you Americans would be in shit! We want a better trade deal Donald or no bum wad for you!

 

[Headgrinder]

Better hope that Canada your largest supplier of toilet paper and it's raw material will not halt exports and hoard it, then you Americans would be in shit! We want a better trade deal Donald or no bum wad for you!

Can you get the Corona virus from using Chinese toilet paper. Just wondering, I may be a little extra itchy lately, but it could be the wife's cooking too. wrong thread?

 

[hanimmal]

Can you get the Corona virus from using Chinese toilet paper. Just wondering, I may be a little extra itchy lately, but it could be the wife's cooking too. wrong thread?

If your itching down there, I might wonder more about who your wife is cooking for!

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Wipes are better than toilet paper

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These are the Shit, dude.

 

[printer]

I was looking for fragrance free ones. But they probably would sell better if they replaced wipes with swipes. More manly.

 

[Puff_Dragon]

I don't like toilet paper but I love mittens!
So, I hoard Shittens!!

 

[doublejj]

Well, it looks like panic buying has set in closer to boston. A friend said stop and shop in waltham was stripped clean of milk, eggs, meats, fruits and veggies. But plenty of pasta and canned goods.

WTF? People, DON'T STOCK UP ON PERISHABLE FOOD!!!

Why do you suddenly need 4 gallons of milk when 3 will spoil before you get to them?'

Sheesh.

Sheesh.

You can freeze milk, bread and other perishables for the short term

 

[Budzbuddha]

You can freeze milk, bread and other perishables for the short term

Powered milk / eggs ... crackers / potted meat / canned goods

Reminds me of army days ... Gen Xer’s will wonder how to open cans ... got my P38 still.

 

[Budzbuddha]

I make a prediction ......

I am thinking many will raid the local fast food places or stores restrooms , crack open the large wheel of TP and swipe them.
I personally raid the napkin dispensers ( shove hand deep in holder ) and grab a brick size amount. Plastic Zip it at home .

 

[Fogdog]

Well, it looks like panic buying has set in closer to boston. A friend said stop and shop in waltham was stripped clean of milk, eggs, meats, fruits and veggies. But plenty of pasta and canned goods.

WTF? People, DON'T STOCK UP ON PERISHABLE FOOD!!!

Why do you suddenly need 4 gallons of milk when 3 will spoil before you get to them?'

Sheesh.

Sheesh.

Probably too late but most white people don't know about this stuff so, maybe it's still available. Whole milk, dried in powder form. MUCH better than the skim milk found in US grocery stores. We have a few cans of these for camping and just in case. It's found at a middle eastern market locally and can be found in Mexican Grocery stores.