Weird things eaten when out of munchies

In the hope that I am not the only one who has ran out of munchies or easy food when tottally and completely baked and ends up eating something out of the ordinary or making something disastrous, i decided to share what happened to me last night and hopefully hear other funny stories.

So at about 3 am last night i wake up on the sofa stoned to high heaven i had the munchies and i didnt have powdered chocolate to make my go to microwave chocolate cake (only munchies i eat really), so instead i ate an absolutely ridiculous amount of tangerines at least like 10 or 12 and 3 bananas because i ran out of tangerines. Im even embarrassed now thinking of the sheer quantity of fruit i ate. Its past lunch time now and im nowhere! close to being hungry lol

Lets hear your funny munchie story, no shoenice videos please.

my old standby is:

stoner's 2am peanut butter granola

peanut butter
oats
honey
vanilla
pinch salt
cinnamon
vanilla

mix it in what you have clean. bake 325 in something for 15. let cool. devour. good times, good times!

Pancake Syrup, tequila and ham, no, don't ask.

schuylaar said:

my old standby is:

stoner's 2am peanut butter granola

peanut butter
oats
honey
vanilla
pinch salt
cinnamon
vanilla

mix it in what you have clean. bake 325 in something for 15. let cool. devour. good times, good times!

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try adding a tiny pinch of nutmeg.

Toast
Butter
Slice of cheese
Cheese packet from mac n cheese
Mustard

Getting a bit ill thinking about it

Well, Kings Day is over now so all the shops are open arent they? As you know munches here is a bit of a mission but the good thing is we have so few chocolate to choose from it becomes a hassle free snap decision even for the biggest stoner! I love that Italian ice cream shop round the back of Place St Jaume, directly opposite corner to carrer Ferran. I like Rosa Negra or Rosa Raval (was there last night) and that Vietnamese Bun Bho. Also ate a Wok to Walk too yesterday.

Where do you go for food here?

schuylaar said:

my old standby is:

stoner's 2am peanut butter granola

peanut butter
oats
honey
vanilla
pinch salt
cinnamon
vanilla

mix it in what you have clean. bake 325 in something for 15. let cool. devour. good times, good times!

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this is gonna be such an awesome thread..5 stars!.. for me, it's not a stoner standby if you have to "measure" anything

Moldy bread toasted, with mashed potatoes

lahadaextranjera said:

Well, Kings Day is over now so all the shops are open arent they? As you know munches here is a bit of a mission but the good thing is we have so few chocolate to choose from it becomes a hassle free snap decision even for the biggest stoner! I love that Italian ice cream shop round the back of Place St Jaume, directly opposite corner to carrer Ferran. I like Rosa Negra or Rosa Raval (was there last night) and that Vietnamese Bun Bho. Also ate a Wok to Walk too yesterday.

Where do you go for food here?

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Nice to 'see' you Laha. Still considering taking me or putting in a word to one of your clubs?
Ye i like how shit it is for munchies here though! Actually maybe not so shit i mean theres those sweet houses, las chucherias, everywhere! I once got a a huge bag full of sweets (you know like gummys and shit) for next to nothing. Its even shittier for me cause i live in a pueblo hehe.
Barcelona is full of amazing ice cream places, im yet to try that one, but everytime i have ice cream im always shocked by the quality. I once had a ferrero rocher ice cream that i still remember that taste. I mostly buy my food at the market (youve gotta love the mandarin season with 2kg for 1 euro lol) and the odd random thing from Mercadona. Though when im in Barna i like eating pinchos, im addicted to pinchos. I always go to one of these three restaurants, all in eixample> Maitea, Tatika Berry or La Flauta. Tatika Berry being the best of them but if you dont know a waiter like i do its an official hassle to eat there cause its always soooooooooooooooooooooooo full, they dont open on weekends for instance lol thats how good they are. I also like going to one of those japanese buffets and stuff myself with grilled shrimp for 15 euros lol. Youve gotta love how cheap and nice it is to go out for good food here. What kind of food are those two restaurants you mentioned?

schuylaar said:

my old standby is:

stoner's 2am peanut butter granola

peanut butter
oats
honey
vanilla
pinch salt
cinnamon
vanilla

mix it in what you have clean. bake 325 in something for 15. let cool. devour. good times, good times!

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That sounds pretty funny, il try! Ill tell you my standby stoner chocolate cake cooks in 5 min in microwave:

In a large glass mix 8 tbsp of flour and sugar plus 2 tbsp of unsweetenedpowdered chocolate.

When mixed add 5 tbsp of oil and 6 tbsp of milk and stirr.

Nuke it at 400W for 5 min (cooking time nd potency will severly affect gooeyness so play with your microwave). You will be left with a warm glass of chocolatey gooey cake almost like a coulant at a posh restaurant.
Its so good i havent really bought munchies and such in years! I mix the dry ingredients in bulk and store them in a bag like my own cake mix and have a mark on the glass up to where the dry ingredients should go so that its quicker.

I can tell you what NOT to eat..Sunday night =power munchie attack!devoured a package of Oreo cookies,I will never do that again! Yesterday was rough(Monday).

Sometimes if I'm high and hungry I'll kill and eat rabbit there very tasty ... Sometimes I run across wild turkey which is way deferent meant than domesticated turkey kinda chewy and gammy but with a very rich flavor . A small one can be cooked in a couple hours .

Ritz crackers with a just a piece of plain milk chocolate in the middle. So good.

Potatoe nachos! Slice tatters into thin chips and fry! Crumble and brown some grown beef..shred some cheese..lettuce..ya just keep layering...toss into the oven and melt....mmmmm

april said:

Potatoe nachos! Slice tatters into thin chips and fry! Crumble and brown some grown beef..shred some cheese..lettuce..ya just keep layering...toss into the oven and melt....mmmmm

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But then how do I keep my girlish figure?

Metasynth said:

But then how do I keep my girlish figure?

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I fart my way skinny! Just call me Tutti

An Argentinian taught me this. Get about four cans of sweetened condensed milk, take the labels off. Put them in a pot of boiling water (unopened-ignore warning on label) so that the water comes about 2/3 up the can. Boil gently four three hours flipping the cans halfway through. Add water as necessary. Let them cool. Keep some around at all times. When you open one, it will keep for a while in the fridge. The condensed milk carmelizes inside the can and gets a spread like consistancy - this is an analog of dulce de leche BTW.

So any time you get the munchies, make a crepe. 1c flour, .5c each milk and water, 2 eggs, 2T butter, pinch salt. I know, it sounds like a lot of work. It takes me about three minutes though. Batter will keep in fridge a few days.

Then spread some of the carmelized milk-stuff and roll up the crepe. Eat. Repeat as necessary.

Sorry to be so adult. Try that shit. It is good. Totally empty calories too.

april said:

I fart my way skinny! Just call me Tutti

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Well, if it works.....

whats wrong with fruit? its good for you.

my munchies include like chopped up veggies with hummus, fruit and dips , a sandwich with tempeh lettuce tomato and vegeanise

Milk bones aren't as bad as you might think.

If you want something tasty, drop a scoop of ice cream on a half cooked pancake, then finish cooking it. The pancake soaks up the the ice cream and the warm and cold mix like fried ice cream.