Was Justin Beiber raped?

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

The Cryptkeeper said:
Isn't Selena Gomez 12?

lol! She's 19 I believe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena_Gomez

Winter Woman · Nov 5, 2011

Then is she his rapist?

doc111 said:
lol! She's 19 I believe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena_Gomez

dirtsurfr · Nov 5, 2011

neither one has over 1 minute of life experiance... They will both end up telling the masses how important it is to save the..(fill in the blank) and make the world a safer place to live.. Oh and the marriages in Hollywood, aren't they the best. Real

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

she said it was a 30 sec romp in the bathroom.....30 secs? id be denying it to lol

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

Winter Woman said:
Then is she his rapist?

Theoretically? Yes.

Winter Woman · Nov 5, 2011

What is that? Like 2 strokes.

Dizzle Frost said:
she said it was a 30 sec romp in the bathroom.....30 secs? id be denying it to lol

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

Winter Woman said:
What is that? Like 2 strokes.

its like a pump and a half lol

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

Winter Woman said:
What is that? Like 2 strokes.

Nah! You can easily get in 3 or 4 strokes in that time! lol! :hump:

Winter Woman · Nov 5, 2011

Only if she's wet.

Edit- she probably lubed up for this one.

doc111 said:
Nah! You can easily get in 3 or 4 strokes in that time! lol!

spandy · Nov 5, 2011

I care about this about as much as I care who the mail man is fucking.

Seriously, who the fuck cares?

The Cryptkeeper · Nov 5, 2011

Does she know what lube is? She's like 12. I swear.

Winter Woman · Nov 5, 2011

Not Gomez, the other one, the non-pretty one.

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

Winter Woman said:
Only if she's wet.

Edit- she probably lubed up for this one.

she deff pre lubed...or he came bashing his helmet into dry clam

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

Winter Woman said:
Only if she's wet.

Edit- she probably lubed up for this one.

That skank looks like she's "lubed up" 24/7! :spew:

........like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. :mrgreen:

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

doc111 said:
That skank looks like she's "lubed up" 24/7!

........like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

thats awesome! im laffin hard

obijohn · Nov 5, 2011

I'd be real surprised if the story was real. Love or hate Peanut-head Beiber, why would he choose a skank like that? She's ugly, looks like she has poor hygiene and doesn't seem very bright. He could have his pick out of his female fanbase. I call shenanigans

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

obijohn said:
I'd be real surprised if the story was real. Love or hate Peanut-head Beiber, why would he choose a skank like that? She's ugly, looks like she has poor hygiene and doesn't seem very bright. He could have his pick out of his female fanbase. I call shenanigans

i think he shagged her.....hes a 17 yr old kid and famous....he fucked that skank and dumped his baby batter there

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

Dizzle Frost said:
i think he shagged her.....hes a 17 yr old kid and famous....he fucked that skank and dumped his baby batter there

He must have some potent shit if he got one off in under 30 seconds! :shock:

I hope it turns out to be his. I think Selena will flip her shit and beat his diminutive ass! :cuss:

doc111 · Nov 5, 2011

That ho looks like she knows what she's doing! If she's real good, she could've been suckin' his little peter before he knew what hit him and just saved a mouthful until she could get to the nearest turkey baster!

Dizzle Frost · Nov 5, 2011

doc111 said:
He must have some potent shit if he got one off in under 30 seconds!

I hope it turns out to be his. I think Selena will flip her shit and beat his diminutive ass!

hes jus a one pump chump...some chicks are jus fertile as mold spores

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