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a woman walks into a vets with a dead parrot. she says to the vet, "i think my parrots dead, can you check please.
vet looks at the bird and picks up a wing, it falls back all lifeless. listens to its chest, no heart beat.
so the vet turns to the woman and says, sorry, but your parrots dead
woman, no no, he cant be, you haven't done enough tests. please check again,
so the vet gives a whistle and a labrador dog comes in, hops up on the table with the parrot, looks it up n down, sniffs it, turns to the vet and shakes its head. the dog jumps down and off round the corner.
im sorry , but your parrot is dead.
woman, no no he cant be, you haven't done enough tests. please try again
the vet gives a whistle, in comes a cat, jumps up on to the examination table. the cat looks the bird up and down, turns to the vet and shakes its head ,the vet turns to the woman and says, im sorry, but your parrot is dead. theres nothing more i can do.
ok she says, how much do i owe you. that's £175 please
how much? says the woman, that's a lot of money
well says the vet, i was going to charge you £10, but with the lab report and cat scan, its £175
vet looks at the bird and picks up a wing, it falls back all lifeless. listens to its chest, no heart beat.
so the vet turns to the woman and says, sorry, but your parrots dead
woman, no no, he cant be, you haven't done enough tests. please check again,
so the vet gives a whistle and a labrador dog comes in, hops up on the table with the parrot, looks it up n down, sniffs it, turns to the vet and shakes its head. the dog jumps down and off round the corner.
im sorry , but your parrot is dead.
woman, no no he cant be, you haven't done enough tests. please try again
the vet gives a whistle, in comes a cat, jumps up on to the examination table. the cat looks the bird up and down, turns to the vet and shakes its head ,the vet turns to the woman and says, im sorry, but your parrot is dead. theres nothing more i can do.
ok she says, how much do i owe you. that's £175 please
how much? says the woman, that's a lot of money
well says the vet, i was going to charge you £10, but with the lab report and cat scan, its £175
