Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

RetiredToker76

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A buddy of mine stole a golf cart, just 2 years ago. He was loaded and was driving it down the road, and ran into a pickup truck. Got arrested, and charged with a DWI, among other things, not to mention restitution!. He wasn't really stealing it....Just borrowing it for a while :lol:
All my golfcart 'thefts' were within the bounds of a festival staff environment and we're just evil to each other. One event we duck taped the director's golf cart to the secondary stage. Kept her occupied for about 30 minutes. The two rules were always, no drunk driving in the carts and the Medic cart very clearly identifiable, was hands off. Everyone else f'em, they're expendable for 20 minutes of shenanigans. One event the director got really grumpy about people losing 30 minutes to having to find their golf carts. So the last night of the festival we stole all the golf carts from their care takers (except medic of course) and parked them in a line in front of the director's cabin door.

No property owners were ever deprived of their property, management was just made playfully miserable. What's the point of management if you can't playfully make them miserable?
 

manfredo

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All my golfcart 'thefts' were within the bounds of a festival staff environment and we're just evil to each other. One event we duck taped the director's golf cart to the secondary stage. Kept her occupied for about 30 minutes. The two rules were always, no drunk driving in the carts and the Medic cart very clearly identifiable, was hands off. Everyone else f'em, they're expendable for 20 minutes of shenanigans. One event the director got really grumpy about people losing 30 minutes to having to find their golf carts. So the last night of the festival we stole all the golf carts from their care takers (except medic of course) and parked them in a line in front of the director's cabin door.

No property owners were ever deprived of their property, management was just made playfully miserable. What's the point of management if you can't playfully make them miserable?
I can guarantee there were narcotics involved also...In fact that's probably why he borrowed it...To go do some!!

 

RetiredToker76

Well-Known Member
Staying with Mamashark's auntie. She's more about edibles than smoke. Well I mentioned going to the dispensary.
Oh I got some weed. Brought out 2 pinners, one of the smallest joints I've ever seen. Said it would last her a week.
I throw roaches away bigger than this.

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Needless to say I ended up at the dispensary

bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie

SH420

They even make rolling papers that small?
 

Paul Drake

Well-Known Member
Staying with Mamashark's auntie. She's more about edibles than smoke. Well I mentioned going to the dispensary.
Oh I got some weed. Brought out 2 pinners, one of the smallest joints I've ever seen. Said it would last her a week.
I throw roaches away bigger than this.

View attachment 5210154

Needless to say I ended up at the dispensary

bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie

SH420
How was the dispensary?
 

DarkWeb

Well-Known Member
be there in 5, just rolling a cone for the road. You want me to grab some 5 guys fries on the way?
Yeah, I got the munchies :eyesmoke:



Damn, I got the leaves started.....but no wood done. A lot more than I realized where on the ground. I'm not a huge fan of this particular part of fall but hooded sweat shirts and cool temps with the smell of wood burning I am :bigjoint:
 
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