Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Paul Drake

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Football day.
Need to go get fruit fly traps, had an onion go bad in the kitchen and the little bastards are swarming in there. Might as well get beer on the way home.
Mornin.
Don’t you hate when that happens?

The cutest cats and Ukrainian sisters around


I watched inside the mind of cats last night and it was right on.
 

RetiredToker76

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The liquor is locked up tight at clubs, like a vault.
We'll have to bring our own travel flasks.
Leave a trail of cans, with someone else's fingerprints on them for the authorities to follow.
Rule 1: Stop drinking on crime sprees. Either crime or drink, don't do both. This also prevents friend from sobering up if you start there.
1a. Weed is excluded from the 'sober' concept, anyone 'sober' from weed should be left @home.
1b. portable glass or raw cones, leave no trace for the cops to find DNA.

Rule 2: No finger prints, Ntrile gloves are $12.99 on Scamazon, don't be cheap.

Rule 3: We'll have a bitchen soundtrack. I've got apple music if someone has spotify we're set.

Rule 4: If someone falls out of the golfcart we pick them up.
4a. It's usually me that falls out so please pick me up.

Rule 5: What were we doing again, oh yeah stealing golf carts, coolness counts, extra points for flashy e-carts or custom jobs.
 

manfredo

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Rule 1: Stop drinking on crime sprees. Either crime or drink, don't do both. This also prevents friend from sobering up if you start there.
1a. Weed is excluded from the 'sober' concept, anyone 'sober' from weed should be left @home.
1b. portable glass or raw cones, leave no trace for the cops to find DNA.

Rule 2: No finger prints, Ntrile gloves are $12.99 on Scamazon, don't be cheap.

Rule 3: We'll have a bitchen soundtrack. I've got apple music if someone has spotify we're set.

Rule 4: If someone falls out of the golfcart we pick them up.
4a. It's usually me that falls out so please pick me up.

Rule 5: What were we doing again, oh yeah stealing golf carts, coolness counts, extra points for flashy e-carts or custom jobs.
A buddy of mine stole a golf cart, just 2 years ago. He was loaded and was driving it down the road, and ran into a pickup truck. Got arrested, and charged with a DWI, among other things, not to mention restitution!. He wasn't really stealing it....Just borrowing it for a while :lol:
 
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