Waffles

Bwpz

Bwpz

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Na. I hate bitching. It's the thing I dislike about women most of all...

You sweetheart- my first ever marriage proposal X3

I hope your girlfriend likes three ways...
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I'm sure if we pump enough tangerine dream through her lungs she will be ;P
 
Bwpz

Bwpz

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My girl has a blue waffle. It's delicious, she uses it to make blue kool-aid and blue Ramen noodles as well.
 
blazinkill504

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THENUMBER1022 said:
My girl decided to make waffles this morning.. I got out the shower, got a glass of orange juice and BAM carbons golden malted waffles. They are delicious...the first couple hundred times.

I started throwing up in my car on my way to work, couldn't hold it in, just from the overly sweet smell of fresh waffle steam in the air. fucking sick.

Threw up on my driverside door, passenger door, seat, pillar, window, (since I was going 60 when I lost it) started swirving, throwing up in my mouth, totally covered my jacket. got all over my chin.

Good thing I have papertowells and wet naps in my car, fuck waffles.
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that doesnt sound strange to you man?
 
THENUMBER1022

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well yeah, my friends lying underage girlfriend smokes with him and he smokes with me and she gave him mono, I think I gave it to my girl because her immune system sucks, but my immune system kicked it ass... But I have been shitting my brains out and throwing up once a blue moon for a couple weeks now...just figured I was pregnant :(
 
THENUMBER1022

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he's like on his deathbed - and his mom went from sparky old self-reliant holly to depressed snuffling ms.help me. Once again, my immune system just kicks ass. All of the abuterol steroids ;)
 
blazinkill504

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THENUMBER1022 said:
well yeah, my friends lying underage girlfriend smokes with him and he smokes with me and she gave him mono, I think I gave it to my girl because her immune system sucks, but my immune system kicked it ass... But I have been shitting my brains out and throwing up once a blue moon for a couple weeks now...just figured I was pregnant :(
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oh i was just wonderin...yall just had a fight and she makes you breakfast and as soon as you eat it its comin out of both ends
 
RawBudzski

RawBudzski

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Sign me up ma. ;) 22/m/whereeveritspossible. <3


xKuroiTaimax said:
No need to put your girlfriend out, is she hot? :3

Yeah, I am the wifey type. Ridiculously affectionate , and I like to wait for a guy to come home on his bed with freshly laundered sheets and dinner on a tray for him.
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[video=youtube;Tk8QCGWXD8g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk8QCGWXD8g[/video]
 
Bwpz

Bwpz

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He tried using J. Cole to steal my woman. This is unacceptable...

I'mma fire back with some Wale.

[video=youtube;2tymTlLiUvQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tymTlLiUvQ&ob=av2e[/video]
 
Bwpz

Bwpz

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I can't even call her no more, I cussed her program director out and they won't accept calls from me :\

Good thing she can get on gmail from time to time...
 
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