Urinalysis... sigh... any advice?

So title says it all. Known about it coming for a little while, but I just got word it'll be this week sometime. Here's the details:

Was an everyday smoker for a good while but cleaned out for a month or so when I ran out of bud in between grows. My dog broke his back on March 5th and had to go into emergency surgery immediately and they only gave him about a 30% chance of getting his back feet back (he went completely crippled in less than 24 hours).

The surgery beat me up pretty good, so my buddy dropped 1/2 oz of Aurora Indica on me from Nirvana to help me sleep a bit and keep my nerves while I was doing the dog's physical therapy. Went through this in about a week or so (didn't find it the strongest, had a low ceiling) and again I've been clean since, so about another month now.

Guy at work just got busted for stealing from the company to feed a fucking pill habit, and now the drug test has been moved up. Took a home test, and it's positive even though I been clean for a while now. Not sure HOW positive it is, but positive nonetheless. Don't think a masking agent is going to work, as it's already Sunday and can't get one soon enough if it's tomorrow, so any suggestions?

Is it possible to just wake up early each day and drink enough to dilute what is there as long as I take multi vitamins to keep color? Anyone with experience on what does or does not work would be appreciated. I know several people are gonna try to use synthetic urine and one guy is going to try his daughter's urine in a cup, but I think they're gonna use an outside testing company that might watch pretty closely, so don't feel too easy about trying to "beat" the system like this and be lumped in with these guys if it does come up positive...

Thanks in advance! Hope someone out there has good news...

You need to find some synthetic urine. I think it's called urine luck or something. They can fed ex it next day most places. It will work unless they are going to hold your dick for you too.

Drink a gallon of green.tea a day

if they testing because of a problem, then they may spring for the higher sensitivity
which could be tougher to beat by diluting

Read what I wrote here a few days ago. You'll pass https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/641491-does-allsups-drug-test-synthetic.html#post8919802

Best to be safe and sneak some clean piss or synthetic in. usually around 40$ at head shop.

Synthetic piss? That sounds great, but the first thing they do is check the temp of the pee. Try explaining how your pee comes out at 60F and how you arent dead.

Why risk getting caught and spending 40 when you can spend less then 15 and do my method. It WORKS!

At this stage, I doubt if you'll pass a UA test no matter what you do other than urine substitution.

Well, for less than 10 bucks I got some pectin and some gatorade. My brother gave me a few home tests from doing a doctor's office cleanout, so I'll run it tonight (drinking 1st one as I type) and report back. Better than doing nothing at this point. If it does work, I have enough for when they test, if not I'll look into overnighting something else.

Thank you all so far for your advice, if anyone else has any, keep it coming as this can help much more people than just me around here.

Sweet you'll do fine! Post results!

Does any type of liquid pectin work? such as this:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Ball-Liquid-Fruit-Pectin-6-fl-oz/16930174

All of the shakes ans teas on the market share common traits. Drink lots of water to dilute the content below what they register. Creatine (available at health fodd stores) adds back the specific gravity/weight so they can't tell it is diluted. B vitamin makes it yellow rather than clear. If you know when the test is and can plan accordingly, I would recommend going to a head shop and getting one. I have tested them out on home drug tests, with zero days clean, and had them come out fine. But I have never used one on a real lab test. Visit norml.org, lots of good info there.

I'd use someone else's urine that's clean. Put some in a cup, tuck the cup in the wasteband of your pants do it so it doesn't show and when test time comes just pull out your cup and then try and pee like normal,because a lot of testing sites don't want you to flush so you have to have something in the bowl. Good Luck.

Cronnoisseur said:

Does any type of liquid pectin work? such as this:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Ball-Liquid-Fruit-Pectin-6-fl-oz/16930174

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Never tried it, but I don't see why not. The pectin is to coat your digestive system, blocking all your current toxins, allowing the NEW gatorade to pass through as clean piss.

dtowndabber said:

Never tried it, but I don't see why not. The pectin is to coat your digestive system, blocking all your current toxins, allowing the NEW gatorade to pass through as clean piss.

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So the ones your using are the sure-jell made by Kraft?

Thanks for the info I was planning on getting some fake urine but may try this out.

bullwinkle60 said:

I'd use someone else's urine that's clean. Put some in a cup, tuck the cup in the wasteband of your pants do it so it doesn't show and when test time comes just pull out your cup and then try and pee like normal,because a lot of testing sites don't want you to flush so you have to have something in the bowl. Good Luck.

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Gotta figure out a way to keep it at the right temp though.

There is a very specific method to ensure that suregel fruit pectin works properly. I have it down to nearly a "science." Let me know if your brother hasn't already given you a method he knows to work

but how will coating your stomach/digestive track help with keeping cannabinoid's from your urine?
the cannabinoids are stored in your fat, and that is what circulates through the blood, and is then excreted through your kidneys
i can believe you could have passed a urine test, but these tests can be sketchy

When i used to be on probation had to take one every two weeks and smoked everyday. drink about 2 gallons of water and get some B-complex from the dollar stire and take 4 3 hours before your test works 100% i would bet my crop on it had to do this every two weeks for 18 months