TRUMP CONVICTED

cannabineer

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This has been stranger than fiction so far, so why not tied to a chair and ball gaged? No matter how many weird thoughts I can come up with Trump always exceeds them! :lol:
Ball gages

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have you heard the one about the guy who takes his pet monkey to the bar? Critter jumps everywhere, poops, screeches; general nuisance. When he swallows the pool table’s cue ball, man and monkey get tossed out with a warning never to bring the monkey back.

Two weeks later man and monkey are back. The bartender reluctantly allows them back in after the man assured him that the monkey has been given what-for and has promised to behave.

In fact, the monkey sits quietly while the man sips his beer. The bartender brings a snack basket, from which the monkey takes a plum.

The monkey jams the fruit up his asshole, pulls it back out and starts eating.

The barkeep asks what was THAT all about?

The man smiles and says
“After the cue ball incident, he sizes everything first.”
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Ball gages

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have you heard the one about the guy who takes his pet monkey to the bar? Critter jumps everywhere, poops, screeches; general nuisance. When he swallows the pool table’s cue ball, man and monkey get tossed out with a warning never to bring the monkey back.

Two weeks later man and monkey are back. The bartender reluctantly allows them back in after the man assured him that the monkey has been given what-for and has promised to behave.

In fact, the monkey sits quietly while the man sips his beer. The bartender brings a snack basket, from which the monkey takes a plum.

The monkey jams the fruit up his asshole, pulls it back out and starts eating.

The barkeep asks what was THAT all about?

The man smiles and says
“After the cue ball incident, he sizes everything first.”
fify
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Imagine what Trump's lawyers are telling him or trying to! He is also glued to the tube, and he watches more than just foxnews and they have been all full of lawyers predicting his fate in dire terms! No wonder he's been flipping out online as the walls close in, NY is the least of his worries, the chickens have come home to roost and there are many more than the chicken coup can accommodate! :lol:
 

DIY-HP-LED

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Jack is dotting the I's and crossing the T's on an indictment too, one that is impossible to squirm out of, can be tried very quickly and will put him away for life, before he is indicted over J6. At what point does it all overwhelm him, and he starts blubbering in a hysterical psychotic breakdown?


Neal Katyal: DOJ documents case against Trump could go to trial before hush money case

8,714 views Apr 4, 2023 #Trump #Indictment #Politics
Former law clerk for Stephen Breyer and former Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal join Chris Jansing, Andrea Mitchell, and Katy Tur to share his thoughts on why he believes the Mar-a-Lago documents case could likely go to trial before the hush money case in Manhattan. “I've always felt like the Mar-a-Lago stolen documents investigation is a cleaner and simpler case. And there were two things Andrea that the Washington Post pointed out yesterday. One was, as you say, that they're bringing in additional witnesses, including the Secret Service,” Katyal says. “And second, they pointed out that Trump is alleged to have seen these documents after the subpoena, going through them and saying, ‘I want to keep these documents,’ like a three-year-old, ‘because they're mine. They're mine.’ Both things are incredibly significant.”
 

schuylaar

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I have no idea why he didn't have to supply a dna sample for that case, but they wouldn't ask for one in this type of case, the issue here isn't whether or not he had sex with Stormy, it's whether he paid her off with campaign funds. I never expected them to ask for a dna sample for this, the Georgia case, or the Federal case...no point in it.
He was arrested. Everyone gets cuffed, mug shot, DNA and prints when arrested.

Edit: I'm okay with no mug shot at this stage so he can't fund raise, actually same goes for cuffs.
 
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schuylaar

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Jack is dotting the I's and crossing the T's on an indictment too, one that is impossible to squirm out of, can be tried very quickly and will put him away for life, before he is indicted over J6. At what point does it all overwhelm him, and he starts blubbering in a hysterical psychotic breakdown?


Neal Katyal: DOJ documents case against Trump could go to trial before hush money case

8,714 views Apr 4, 2023 #Trump #Indictment #Politics
Former law clerk for Stephen Breyer and former Acting Solicitor General Neal Katyal join Chris Jansing, Andrea Mitchell, and Katy Tur to share his thoughts on why he believes the Mar-a-Lago documents case could likely go to trial before the hush money case in Manhattan. “I've always felt like the Mar-a-Lago stolen documents investigation is a cleaner and simpler case. And there were two things Andrea that the Washington Post pointed out yesterday. One was, as you say, that they're bringing in additional witnesses, including the Secret Service,” Katyal says. “And second, they pointed out that Trump is alleged to have seen these documents after the subpoena, going through them and saying, ‘I want to keep these documents,’ like a three-year-old, ‘because they're mine. They're mine.’ Both things are incredibly significant.”
Rather soon. Cosby and Weinstein's decline was overnight :lol: so, by his next hearing in a month or two. He'll have plenty of props.
 

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Trump pleads not guilty on 34 counts

Former President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty as he was formally charged with 34 counts Tuesday, appearing in court for the first time since being indicted in connection with concealing hush money payments, multiple outlets reported.

Trump became the first former president to be arraigned on criminal charges, appearing before Justice Juan Merchan during the brief proceeding in Lower Manhattan.
 

schuylaar

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Trump pleads not guilty on 34* counts

Former President Donald Trump pleaded not guilty as he was formally charged with 34* counts Tuesday, appearing in court for the first time since being indicted in connection with concealing hush money payments, multiple outlets reported.

Trump became the first former president to be arraigned on criminal charges, appearing before Justice Juan Merchan during the brief proceeding in Lower Manhattan.
*FELONY
 
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