Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

smokinheavy79

New Member
BUY BRO, if you rent, you will be stuck renting and won't be able to buy ever. trust me buy bro.
but what if i dont want to live in the same place for more than a couple years?? I like the idea of lawn and pest service included, and if the fridge goes out, the landlord will fix/replace... even the hotwater heater can be a bitch... i love renting.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
When you get ready to buy, add up what your taxes, homeowners insurance, and morgage will be...don't leave anything out, because once you buy, the bank owns your house untill it's paid off...I've watched alot of people lose their houses because they couldn't even sell them for what they owed...farm houses are sitting vacant all around me...the fuckin city will take your house too if you fall behind more than 3 years and can'y pay up...they can take a $200,000 house for $800 in back taxes, and who's ganna give you another loan if you have a morgage outstanding?...if you rent, you can only get evicted if things go bad...andthat takes longer than throwing you out of your own house!!...it's a fucked up system....I took my whole settlement and payed cash for my house and a 2010 Jeep Liberty....I have no morgage,no car payments, but the taxes and insurance = what I used to pay in rent...of course I'm better off, but if I had to borrow or I owed on this place, I'd be scared. I don't sleep now has it is...constantly thinking a tree is coming thru my roof, or the grow rooms going to light on fire!...lol...it's not a landlords problem anymore.
 

anonz

Active Member
When you get ready to buy, add up what your taxes, homeowners insurance, and morgage will be...don't leave anything out, because once you buy, the bank owns your house untill it's paid off...I've watched alot of people lose their houses because they couldn't even sell them for what they owed...farm houses are sitting vacant all around me...the fuckin city will take your house too if you fall behind more than 3 years and can'y pay up...they can take a $200,000 house for $800 in back taxes, and who's ganna give you another loan if you have a morgage outstanding?...if you rent, you can only get evicted if things go bad...andthat takes longer than throwing you out of your own house!!...it's a fucked up system....I took my whole settlement and payed cash for my house and a 2010 Jeep Liberty....I have no morgage,no car payments, but the taxes and insurance = what I used to pay in rent...of course I'm better off, but if I had to borrow or I owed on this place, I'd be scared. I don't sleep now has it is...constantly thinking a tree is coming thru my roof, or the grow rooms going to light on fire!...lol...it's not a landlords problem anymore.
this is what smoke detectors are for
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
this is what smoke detectors are for
...I have 'em...like 8...lol...but I've also had two bulbs explode on me, both stories can be found somewhere in the R.I.U. archives,...one time, if I wasn't home...all the smoke detector would of done is melt...it melted my American Hydroponics brand flood table in like 30 seconds...a 1000w light is no fuckin joke...and I can get a pizza delivered faster than a firetruck can find me... I can shoot an AK-47 in the backyard all night and no one will come, so hearing a smoke dectector if I'm not home isn't ganna happen.
And I'm not so sure my homeowners insurance will cover a grow room caused fire...they do investigate these things...legal or not, they'll fight me as I sit homeless...just saying. I've grown a few more grey hairs over the last few years...alot to worry about when all the eggs are in one basket...and that basket has 3000w of hot ass lights I no longer trust.
 

smokinheavy79

New Member
When you get ready to buy, add up what your taxes, homeowners insurance, and morgage will be...don't leave anything out, because once you buy, the bank owns your house untill it's paid off...I've watched alot of people lose their houses because they couldn't even sell them for what they owed...farm houses are sitting vacant all around me...the fuckin city will take your house too if you fall behind more than 3 years and can'y pay up...they can take a $200,000 house for $800 in back taxes, and who's ganna give you another loan if you have a morgage outstanding?...if you rent, you can only get evicted if things go bad...andthat takes longer than throwing you out of your own house!!...it's a fucked up system....I took my whole settlement and payed cash for my house and a 2010 Jeep Liberty....I have no morgage,no car payments, but the taxes and insurance = what I used to pay in rent...of course I'm better off, but if I had to borrow or I owed on this place, I'd be scared. I don't sleep now has it is...constantly thinking a tree is coming thru my roof, or the grow rooms going to light on fire!...lol...it's not a landlords problem anymore.
hahaha thats funny bro! me too!!! I think I may rent for now... I mean I will probably only live another 40 years AT MOST!!! whats the point in hassling myself on an everyday basis, just to say, I own this place.... where I lay my head is home :)
 

Rj41

Well-Known Member
When you own, you can do anything you want to the house/building too. The downside is you're solely responsible for all the maintenance. And there's lots of it. Let's see, this past summer I prepped and repainted all the exterior window moldings. Sanded and repainted the patio deck. Repainted the porch railings. Removed 3 friggin huge pine trees. Regular maintenance on all the bushes and shrubs. Mowed the lawn a bunch of times. Raked leaves once already, and have to again today. Damn, I should sell this fuggin place and start renting again, lol!
 

smokinheavy79

New Member
hey screw you rowlman:),
and what are yout rying to get at heavy, your too drunk to even know that having sex with women is a good thing ya screwball
yea, I got that, I was referring to your feminine sex though... I didn't want to get too personal, but how you will hold one til it goes limp...
 

smokinheavy79

New Member
When you own, you can do anything you want to the house/building too. The downside is you're solely responsible for all the maintenance. And there's lots of it. Let's see, this past summer I prepped and repainted all the exterior window moldings. Sanded and repainted the patio deck. Repainted the porch railings. Removed 3 friggin huge pine trees. Regular maintenance on all the bushes and shrubs. Mowed the lawn a bunch of times. Raked leaves once already, and have to again today. Damn, I should sell this fuggin place and start renting again, lol!
all I wanna do is chill and smoke weed...play a little ps3 and eat bomb food... play with my kids and **** my wife... I can do all of that in a car...
 

Tran Dinh

Well-Known Member
...I have 'em...like 8...lol...but I've also had two bulbs explode on me, both stories can be found somewhere in the R.I.U. archives,...one time, if I wasn't home...all the smoke detector would of done is melt...it melted my American Hydroponics brand flood table in like 30 seconds...a 1000w light is no fuckin joke...and I can get a pizza delivered faster than a firetruck can find me... I can shoot an AK-47 in the backyard all night and no one will come, so hearing a smoke dectector if I'm not home isn't ganna happen.
And I'm not so sure my homeowners insurance will cover a grow room caused fire...they do investigate these things...legal or not, they'll fight me as I sit homeless...just saying. I've grown a few more grey hairs over the last few years...alot to worry about when all the eggs are in one basket...and that basket has 3000w of hot ass lights I no longer trust.
is this waht you mean?

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
don't get me wrong...owning a home is the american dream, I love my place...I hated paying rent and never getting anywhere....but if your not carefull, and money gets tight, it's easier to lose it than it was to buy it. Make sure you can afford it is my point...there is no more buying a house to live in and then sell later for profit...if your going to buy, pick the place you want to die in....they can bury my ass right over by the pond!...I'm never leaving.
 

anonz

Active Member
...I have 'em...like 8...lol...but I've also had two bulbs explode on me, both stories can be found somewhere in the R.I.U. archives,...one time, if I wasn't home...all the smoke detector would of done is melt...it melted my American Hydroponics brand flood table in like 30 seconds...a 1000w light is no fuckin joke...and I can get a pizza delivered faster than a firetruck can find me... I can shoot an AK-47 in the backyard all night and no one will come, so hearing a smoke dectector if I'm not home isn't ganna happen.
And I'm not so sure my homeowners insurance will cover a grow room caused fire...they do investigate these things...legal or not, they'll fight me as I sit homeless...just saying. I've grown a few more grey hairs over the last few years...alot to worry about when all the eggs are in one basket...and that basket has 3000w of hot ass lights I no longer trust.

sounds like you need something that would warn you via email or text message this is easy to get.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
hey screw you rowlman:),
and what are yout rying to get at heavy, your too drunk to even know that having sex with women is a good thing ya screwball
where did that come from?...lol...was I talking about the blow-up girls again lastnight?...you may have me confused, cuz I love pussy, in all shapes, sizes ,color, or ethanic heritage!
 

Tran Dinh

Well-Known Member
man ive had it all colors shapes sizes smells quantities qualities, fat ones innies outies, bung holes, fruit, pissing, period blood, shit, fisting everything man
 
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