Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

[Shannon Alexander]

Who said I wanted kids..?

 

[SmoochieBoochies]

Who said you have a choice, lol? If she wants to get pregnant, it'll happen. Oops, forgot the birth control pill...oops got drunk no condom. I've seen it happen many times. The female of the species has evolved for procreation at all costs.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

You're assuming I wouldn't fix myself...

 

[SmoochieBoochies]

Aha! Eureka moment! Just keep it a secret, she'll never know, lol. The vasectomy was the best investment I have ever made, lol.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Then if I have any kids I'll divorce her and she'll leave with nothing but what she came into the relationship with due to the pre nup...

 

[Orithil]

That one woman will love you looong time, screw your brains out, be as nasty as you want to be, lull your ass into complacency, marry you, receive your sperm donation, then snap that cooter up tighter than a turducken at a gerbaling party. From that point on you are a meal ticket and paycheck, sex is no longer necessary except as a carrot dangled before your mule ass to keep you going. Once the kids are finally raised, you're left with an old pussy, worked to death, out of money, and then the bitch leaves for someone else with more money. So, like these guys said, you will get all the action you want but in the end you just end up fucked.

I've been married 5 1/2 years, I'm a house husband. I sit at home, with no kids because I don't want any, I cook and clean, get laid every day, and between my computer (6 core, 4 gig ram, 1.25 tera hdd space, radeon hd 5770 1gig video card), xbox 360 on the 50" HDTV, and growing I find ways to keep myself pretty happy like this. Married life ain't all bad, just gotta be honest about the relationship from word go. If both people are getting what they want out of a relationship, how can it go wrong?

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I like that things are going great for you Orithil but since when did actual honesty become part of a relationship..?

 

[SmoochieBoochies]

Honesty to a fault twas the downfall of my last marriage.

 

[Orithil]

I said about the relationship.

 

[SmoochieBoochies]

So did I. .

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Sometimes, really what the other person doesn't know about the relationship can make it work better than if it was open honesty... I learned that the hard way... well I guess really it was the easy way... but either way it sucked...

 

[anonz]

Sometimes, really what the other person doesn't know about the relationship can make it work better than if it was open honesty... I learned that the hard way... well I guess really it was the easy way... but either way it sucked...

yuck old cheese ;P

 

[Tran Dinh]

 

[Orithil]

Maybe they just didn't know what to expect. My wife came into the relationship knowing exactly who I am and what I believe, so it's not like anything I do surprises or confuses I guess.

 

[rowlman]

Holy Shit...don't fuck her over!

 

[anonz]

dawm that bitch i wouldent mess with

 

[SmoochieBoochies]

I doubt there is much estrogen left in that one.

 

[anonz]

I doubt there is much estrogen left in that one.

hah true that

 

[JimmyRecard]

Pfft she had a man face anyway now she has a body too match

 

[D.B.Doober]

Treat your head with baby oil...

gracias! I shall try that later in the shower.