SmoochieBoochies
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Ha ha! My ex-wife is super petite and looks really young. I lost count of how many times I was asked if I was her father or grandfather and I'm five years older than her. Quite the contortionist, too...
Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1
- Thread starter smokinheavy79
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xKuroiTaimax
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Like I said, I still get free food and crayons in Pizza Hut. Sometimes you get ladies in all sorts of interesting sizes like that so you can put them in your pocket or on your shoulders or piggyback them if you don't have a car.
Shannon Alexander
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Forget about my shoulders, You can ride my face...
D.B.Doober
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Friggin Work Out World commercial is driving me insane!!!! 10 dollars down 10 bucks a month, don't you be a turkey, 10 dollars down 10 bucks a month don't you be a turkey
Shannon Alexander
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I didn't think you liked girls either... I'm just sayin...
And boost ya sex drive up son...
Shannon Alexander
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Soooo... Fag..?
youll have to buy yourself one of those plastic vaginas wayno
Shannon Alexander
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If I ever find a girl that can finish me with her hands as fast or faster than I can... that's the one I'm gonna marry... for real...
theres only 1 thing better then pusyy, new pussy! everything gets old after a while..
Shannon Alexander
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My two hands haven't let me down or gotten old for 14 years... I'm sure I wouldn't get bored with one woman for a life time...
cause there's two hands, a pair of breasts, a mouth, a pussy and an arsehole...
Variety is the spice of life... and there is enough variety that one woman can provide me with to keep me happy...
cause there's two hands, a pair of breasts, a mouth, a pussy and an arsehole...
Variety is the spice of life... and there is enough variety that one woman can provide me with to keep me happy...
get married and get back to me
D.B.Doober
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ain't no handjob worth the craziness of a truly crazy woman, i don't care if her vagina is like reverse kryptonite and gives you special powers, if she's nuts it's not worth it
Shannon Alexander
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They're all nuts... I want to find an Amish stoner chick...
Shannon Alexander
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You wanna go snorkling... seen a couple videos of that... it is disturbing to me... and that's coming from a guy that didn't bat an eyelid at 2 girls 1 cup...
D.B.Doober
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I've got WICKED bad dandruff, I can't figure out why...maybe the dry air...but my scalp like itches and is dry and i have mad dandruff if i scratch my head. NAsty man, gonna buy head & shoulders
Shannon Alexander
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Treat your head with baby oil...
SmoochieBoochies
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That one woman will love you looong time, screw your brains out, be as nasty as you want to be, lull your ass into complacency, marry you, receive your sperm donation, then snap that cooter up tighter than a turducken at a gerbaling party. From that point on you are a meal ticket and paycheck, sex is no longer necessary except as a carrot dangled before your mule ass to keep you going. Once the kids are finally raised, you're left with an old pussy, worked to death, out of money, and then the bitch leaves for someone else with more money. So, like these guys said, you will get all the action you want but in the end you just end up fucked.