Traveling to mexico with Bud - fool proof

this aint hawaii bitch this is the capital of drug smugglig you fuckenl litttle bitch you think they give fuck abot a hawaiin fag

Ok I only read the first page and the last two pages......but I flew to Guadalajara last October and there werent any dogs. When we would go on surf trips, driving from Texas, we would always take a few rolled joints and stash them in our cig boxes, we never had any problems. Hell last year we had about an ounce of some killer mexi we got in michoacan and we drove south into Guererro. Of course there is a federale check point there. They didnt have any dogs. We just bull shitted with the Fed and drove off. Had the bag stuffed in my shorts the whole time. Here is another tip. Stash it under your nuts. Im totally serious. Mexicans and very macho and will not feel your nuts. Works every time. Even if you do get busted slip em a 50 (they like dollars better than pesos) and they'll let you go. I know a guy that lives in Colima, drives down to ticla every weekend and always takes buds back with him. He's a white dude also. Anyways, dont be a idiot and you'll be fine. Pot is everywhere and its easy to get. We had a delivery service setup a few times in mex. Haha man I miss those days.......

good luck dude

a little late for posting, but i traveled to Cancun with an eighth stuffed into a highlighter and kept it will colored pencils in the suitcase and they didnt find it. then i traveled back into USA with a nug left but just left it in the highlighter inside my pocket... nothing happened to me... but looking back on the situation, its dangerous

pot is everywhere every cabby has it dude ,coke and broads too

Though I wouldn't suggest transporting anything across federal lines (even state lines can become a bitch if you get caught), I figured I'd toss a little tip out there for anyone whose main concern is the drug dogs.
Most people will go with something like coffee ground, because it absorbs some odor and has a relatively strong odor in itself to help mask. At least...it does to us, but dogs can smell roughly 1000 times better than humans (http://www.aces.edu/pubs/docs/U/UNP-0066/UNP-0066.pdf). They can tell the difference between drugs, explosives, money, and probably almost anything else you can think of...so a simple masking and absorption of odor really isn't enough to keep a well trained dog from finding a stash.
A friend of mine trains "rescue dogs" that find lost people and bodies and I can tell you from watching the training exercises that they can find corpse tissue over 10 feet below the ground, locked in lunchboxes and wrapped in saran wrap.

However...before you get too worried about these amazing finders of stuff that some people might not want found...remember that I am talking about trying to "hide" something from the dog, or hoping it can't tell the difference between scents, etc. Let's talk about another idea...

Since the key to a dog's ability to find things is in the sensitivity of its olfactory senses we can play off that as a weakness.

Mustard Powder...if you want, mix it with some strong powdered Cayenne pepper just for shits and giggles. These powders not only have a strong smell...but are strongly irritating as well. When dogs inhale this, especially when "sniffing" (which is not part of normal breathing for a dog), they end up with huge amounts of irritant inflaming their mucus membranes and effectively shutting down their ability to smell for a while. (Depending on what all you throw into the mix you can actually cripple a dog's olfactory senses for life).
While this might not make sense to everyone...look at it this way...go stare at your 1000W HPS for a few minutes then try to find your way through a dark room you've never been in. It is almost exactly the same concept (as we rely mostly on our sight), except it tend to last quite a bit longer for the dogs and their smell, than humans and eyesight.

(You could get the same effect from using pepper spray/tear gas on them...but I have a feeling their handlers would get suspicious then.)

Anyway....just my two cents on the subject. I still don't suggest border crossing with drugs unless you have some reason that is truly worth the risk.

you may as well prepare yourself for the pokey! get some K_Y and put that thing up ur ass if you want it that bad!"take it too the Hoop!" "take one for the team!" besides it will loosen you up for El Plaugo if you get caught! good luck and dont forget to TUCK!

Yes, it seems crazy to smuggle shit into mexi - fucking - co. But, I would do it, if I was going again.

I was down there on a cruise last year, some loco-local sold me 1.5 grams for $20 bucks. I was on vac, so I said what the heck. By the time I dried the shit out enough to smoke, it was time to go home, but managed one bowl from a coke can. Smuggled the rest home in my shoe. Looked and smelled okay, but worse pot I ever had. To say it got you high, would be generous. GAVE it away to a guy I know who drinks a lot, he didn't know the difference. So, FUCK YEAH, i'd bring my own GOOD pot to Mexico. In Mexico, I'd get ripped off, or get my head chopped off.

Anyway, back to your plastic tube. Fill it with weed, then have your best buddy cram it in your ass. Don't have just anyone do it. Gotta be your best buddy, otherwise, it will hurt... LOL. Whew! Almost forgot. Use lubricant!

I smuggled some weed back from Jamica last spring.Funny shit was I had no idea I had It till i got home.People sell you weed every where and i guess i stuck one of the many ozes and ill bags i 'd pick up here and there, in my back pocket and forgot about it.What a stupid fucker, huh?

Funnest fuckin part was, i must have been searched 3 times in Montego Bay and twice in Dallas and got tru no problem ,mon..I feel so safe.

Haha i did this, not into mexica tho. Just take the tabacco out of cigs like 4 or 5 and fill em with sorta chopped buds then tip em out chop up n smoke up..

you can buy 'cigarette rollers/machines' and make your own mary jane look-a-like ciggy's! for those of ya who don't smoke just have one of ur smokin buddies save ya an empty box to complete the effect AND cause them boxes are great to carry j's in! u can get em anywhere (the rollers that is) and the tubes that go w/ em. they have the filter already attached and everything. i used to do this SEVERAL years ago, when i was a 14 year old w/ no respect for anybody, i'd 'roll' up a bunch of shake cigs and fill up an old marlboro box and carry it around. used to fire em up around a crowd or down at the ball park just to hear ppl start wondering 'where that weed smell is coming from' lol. these rollers are simple as hell to work. just load ur smoke in it, close it, put a tube on the end and 'cock it' and it sucks the tube into the roller and around ur smoke and shoots it back out as a finished cig! then just take some tobacco and tamp in the end in case they look at such shit as the end of ur smoke. when it comes time to burn just tear off the filter and blaze!
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here's a pic of one for those of ya who don't know exactly wat i'm talkin bout. there's another kind of roller that u use reg. papers w/.

wontime said:

there is plenty of esses and cholos in oakland and you dont have to worry, AS much, about getting killed!!

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A "Cholo" is basically a bad-ass mother fucker that you don't fuck with. I wouldn't suggest asking one of them. They'd probably score for you, beat your ass, take your weed and your cash... LOL.. heheh.

I would love to know about your fool-proof plan AND about how to make a weedpon ... I am female but do NOT want to get that stuff in there and not be able to get it out! LOL

xxoo
Melissa

wontime said:

also if you are travelling with a female, whom you really really have a bond with theres always the weedpon!!! we have used that method too, if you need tips on how to mail stuff i have fool prrof plan that is k9 tested!!!!!!!

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OK so I guess I should've read a little farther before asking about your mailing idea! LOL Seeing that I've never made candles, what do you put your weed in so the way doesn't cake it up? Do you just vacuum seal it then pour the wax around it? And how do you get it out of the wax at the other end?

xoo
Melissa

wontime said:

also, you can re-use the wax and it stays scented so say if you have a package coming back, they can send the wax and all too, recycle its good for us all ~

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Uhhh. Why are you trying to smuggle drugs INTO Mexico? Isnt that where drugs come from?

I thought you were gonna keester that thing !

The last thing you want to do is go on vacation and roam around town asking for weed. It's nice to have every thing at your disposal so you can just relax.

Why the hell is weed illegal again?

I mean a doctor can give you shit that's just as good and that's not only legal but UNSAFE.

I found some dank in cabo once I found a pretty tight older dude, we got quarters for like 2 bucks us lol some of it was shitty brick, but the second guy I found had good bud!! Kept me high for the 10 days.. But nothing like hitting some og out of my new dragon pipe I got there once back in Seattle

lol when i first saw that picture of the tube.. my thought's were 'man how big is this guys rectum..?'

i wewnt to mexico wit some bomb....they dont give a fuck u can bring weed in...bringing shit back is where it gets complicated